Red Button Consequences

[Carn]

The ground turns to spam

This is what happens when you spam the almighty

[Koali]

              O                Now what?
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SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

[Carn]

Eat, what else? Fried spam is delicious, just don't thin about what you are eating.

Eat! Eat until we find the button!

[David Dire]

Super Sand Lesbian 3 David watches from above in the Hindenburg "62388273 These numbers are getting ridiculous now". He laughs to himself, as the button is actually in the Hindenburg's cargo bay.

[Koali]

What? I don't dislike fried Spam, I actually find it rather pleasant to mix with eggs and rice. Add a little ketchup and you're good to go!

[ShadedExalt]

*pushes button*

[Koali]

SPAM AND EGGS ON RICE WITH KETCHUP FOR ALL

[ShadedExalt]

Due to Koali's failure to push the button, the spam and rice becomes a gourmet buffet.

[Koali]

*Pushes the button.*

Gimme back my Spam.

[Carn]

A rotting catfish falls on Koali's face, and slides onto the button

[Koali]

EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWGROOOOOSS THAT'S NOT SPAAAAAAM

*The catfish lands on the button, as Carn said. The catfish turns into perfectly fresh spam (As fresh as that stuff can be)*

Oh ok

[Carn]

As a consequence of not pressing the button, all edible spam in the world, including that in front of Koali, has become pony poo.

[Koali]

*Is too sad to press the button.*

[Kamoba]

Watching the happenings, Kamoba frowns at Koali's sadness, pressing the button Kamoba mutters. "Care bear..."

[Carn]

A giant evil stuffed bear, sweating blood appears and pees on the button.

(To far?)