Author Topic: Red Button Consequences (Read 424752 times)

Carn · « **Reply #330 on:** July 26, 2015, 07:45:51 am »

Indreams gets the kittens litter box.

Carn stares at the button.

Koali · « **Reply #331 on:** July 27, 2015, 12:43:06 am »

Carn stares so hard that the button is pressed, generating a large box of his favorite meats.

Carn · « **Reply #332 on:** July 27, 2015, 07:11:14 am »

Carn devours tall the meats, in the process accidentally eating the button...............

ShadedExalt · « **Reply #333 on:** July 29, 2015, 04:35:03 pm »

I punch Carn in the stomach, pressing the button

Carn · « **Reply #334 on:** July 29, 2015, 04:39:51 pm »

Carn vomits molten lead and leprechauns at Shaded's face, at 100 mph. The vomit presses the button.

Koali · « **Reply #335 on:** August 01, 2015, 01:36:03 pm »

Shaded's face is regenerated.

Koali installs a protective cover on the button for safety.

It is not pressed.

(Lift the cover to press the button.)

Carn · « **Reply #336 on:** August 01, 2015, 02:11:16 pm »

The button does not like the covering. It vaporizes the plastic, the launches itself at Koali's face. The button is self-aware........

Koali · « **Reply #337 on:** August 01, 2015, 02:13:18 pm »

Unfortunately, as it is simply a button, it fails to latch onto Koali's face; instead it simply bounces off.

The button has been pressed.

Carn · « **Reply #338 on:** August 01, 2015, 02:22:12 pm »

A siren blares, telling people to post more in "Uncharted Skies" Carn build a roof over the button to shelter it from the harsh elements.

Koali · « **Reply #339 on:** August 01, 2015, 02:27:10 pm »

Koali adds walls to the roof, making it a house.

A brick falls on the button.

The siren changes to "I WOULD BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON"

Carn · « **Reply #340 on:** August 01, 2015, 02:53:30 pm »

Carn sets the button on a cushion, the siren changes to, "Just walk into the cargo bay and start a conversation sky dammit!"

Koali · « **Reply #341 on:** August 01, 2015, 05:02:13 pm »

Koali fluffs up the cushion and the siren changes to "Oh, ok"

David Dire · « **Reply #342 on:** August 02, 2015, 01:50:09 pm »

David flies in on the Hindenburg 370000545457394666 and reprograms the siren to "Oh No"

Koali · « **Reply #343 on:** August 02, 2015, 01:55:07 pm »

Koali sets fire to David's ship and presses the button.

Carn · « **Reply #344 on:** August 02, 2015, 03:37:01 pm »

Koali is taunted with a illusion of fried spam.

Carn laughs with the button

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