Red Button Consequences

[Koali]

The urine reacts with the button and causes Carn to realize that this is the Pit, and nothing is too far here.

[Carn]

The pressing of the button has opened to door of the twisted and terrifying imagination of Carn, making them a reality..........Is that a banana with a shark mouth playing the bagpipes?

[Kamoba]

The banana shark cones under attack from a horde of Dispicable Me minions, all intent on devouring the banana shark... The adventurers begin to realise, the gate is open to Kamobas imagination too, beyond the door unthinkable terrors begin to gather as they make their way to the door, their assault is only slown by the manifestations of Carns imagination as a massive war erupts within the realm beyond the door. The real world feels the effects of this war instantaneously as the earth begins to quake, volcanoes' begin to erupt, including long dormant volcanoes!

Among the warriors of manifestation are Kerbols, the realm is linked to Koali too!

The frame begins to crack as a giant beast rams the door frame, another loud thud as the door frame is attacked again...


Hans Solo filled his pants with a brown substance...

[Carn]

Now a sentient walking volcano joins the fray, along with thousands of giant blue rats duel welding maces, the mighty force surges to defend their door, and aid their banana shark friend.

[Kamoba]

Dragons and wyverns erupt from the volcanoes and burst through the frame, a large split in the fabric of reality is created, the minions run in fear as two armies warring come bursting through the temporal tear.
As if from nowhere a hero bursts into the scene! Screaming the words Fus Ro Dah at the enemy everyone realises.. "Oh its another dragonborn." The stereotype generic Nordic dragonborn is over run, but before this horde reaches the players, they get defended by a group of Capcom monster hunters.


Kamoba points to a squid. "I think... We should think about making a move.... Before Jacobs imagination mixes in with this... Mess..."

[Carn]

The lone brave banana shark continues to play his bagpipes, sounding a call of courage and bravery, loud enough so all will hear it. In response to the pipes ancient highland warriors erupt from the ground, swinging claymores. Giant flying platypuses rain fecal matter from the skies. And zombie baby ducks nip at the ankles of the other armies.

[Koali]

The Kerbal army is actually just one man: Jebediah Kerman, professional badass.

He adds several malfunctioning rocket ships to the mix.

[Carn]

The malfunctioning rockets, interact with the flying platypuses, and its really disgusting. I mean burning platypuses and poop, not to mention their laser eyes blowing up the rockets. Its not pretty.

[Koali]

ALRIGHT, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS! NESTOR, READY THE-- Wait, no, wrong thread.

*Pulls out a Powder Keg.*

This is a terrible idea. But I'll leave it up to fate by not lighting it!

If someone happens to detonate it, so be it!

[Carn]

A green poodle licks the powder keg.

[Koali]

boom

The armies are all obliterated. Everyone dies, and the thread is over.

Respawning in 3...

2...

1...

[Carn]

The universal reset has caused spam, to be erased from existence. Koali must now invent it if he ever wants to taste it again.


But where is the button?

[Koali]

Oh, crap. Now what?

... I think I'm sitting on something.

...?

It's the button!

*Presses it.*

[Carn]

Koali gets a potato

[Koali]

Yay

Spam pls

*Presses it again.*