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Offline David Dire

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #345 on: August 02, 2015, 03:50:03 pm »
Koali sets fire to David's ship and presses the button.
GODAMMIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THE HINDENBURG HAS BURNED? 370000545457394666 TIMES. NOW THIS'LL BE MY 370000545457394667'th HINDENBURG.

Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #346 on: August 02, 2015, 04:59:15 pm »
Maybe don't name it the Hindenburg

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #347 on: August 02, 2015, 05:58:18 pm »
What he said.

Offline Carn

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #348 on: August 02, 2015, 06:05:42 pm »
The button is sad at being ignored and becomes, (drum roll) de-pressed.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #349 on: August 02, 2015, 10:27:07 pm »
Koali gives the button a very therapeutic press.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #350 on: August 03, 2015, 08:58:49 pm »
The button, in a sultry female voice, says, "Riiiiiggghht there." Carn stares in shock at the strange scene.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #351 on: August 04, 2015, 01:55:34 am »
I SAID THERAPEUTIC NOT SENSUAL

... But since you seem to like it...

*sensual press*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #352 on: August 04, 2015, 05:52:42 pm »
The button transforms into a beautiful woman

Shaded is so shocked he is frozen for 2 turns

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #353 on: August 04, 2015, 05:54:18 pm »
"Red button turns into a red head. Nice." Carn bows before Button, Queen of the Universe.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #354 on: August 04, 2015, 06:15:36 pm »
Koali boops the woman's nose, turning her back into a button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #355 on: August 04, 2015, 06:18:03 pm »
2 turns being up, Shaded is unfrozen and tries to punch Koali in rage, but misses and presses the button, pulling the punch at the last second.

Offline Carn

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #356 on: August 04, 2015, 06:19:59 pm »
The fury of the punch forces the air the push the button, returning Button to her proper form. Carn sits on Koali to stop him from trying to commit High treason again.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #357 on: August 04, 2015, 06:21:22 pm »
What in the world is going on here?

Jeez, at least get her some clothes.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #358 on: August 04, 2015, 06:22:55 pm »
"Get your x-ray goggles off and your mind out of the gutter! She is clothed in the purest red silk you filthy, pink, Plebeian!"

Button smiles at Carn's defense of her honor.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #359 on: August 04, 2015, 06:30:29 pm »
((Hey I made Button why do you get control))

"Do you promise not to be a dick, Koali?"