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Red Button Consequences
Indreams:
"Finally! I am free from the influence of the hive mind!"
To celebrate, Indreams drinks a bottle of whisky offered by RedRoach.
First time drinking, Indreams passes out.
As he falls, he bangs his head on the red button.
RedRoach:
--- Quote from: Indreams on November 17, 2014, 10:18:22 am ---A Nydus worm burrows out of the ground. It spawns a constant wave of Ultralisk, Zerglings, Infestors, and Hydralisk.
Melon, Indreams, and Redroach become infested terrans and are given a choice to press the button or not.
Indreams, completely integrated into the hive mind of Sarah Kerrigan, does not have free will and cannot press the button.
Melon and Redroach still retain their free will, but they don't have much time.
--- End quote ---
JK JK JK, that's only the hallucination you gain from drinking whiskey for the first time. Where'd I get whiskey? Thought I picked up beer. Oh well.
As Indreams began to sleep, RedRoach shoved him over with the big toe of his left foot. The button now was pressed down on the floor. "Yay, more people have been liberated!" RedRoach yells out, and grabs a bottle of scotch from god knows where and chugs it. However, liberation was not the function of the button.
A few miles away, someone snickered as their new prototype ship was built. Something to challenge the firepower of a galleon, the swiftness of a squid, the ramming power of a pyram-
*BOOM*
The ship blew up. No reason, no malfunctioning engine, nothing. There then proceeded to be a mass ragequit of the underground Steam Workshop for Ship Development.
Melon McCrabernathy:
Melon wakes up, dazed and fairly disoriented, he looks around and sees two really infected looking gentlemen, red roach and indreams, and wonders where all of the other people went....
The hive clearly failed to realise that its powers of infection did not extend to herbs and thus Melon was exempt from the infection, huzzah!
In excitement Melon picks up his phone and calls his mum, telling her about the good news, the red button presses itself in happiness.
Gyro Skyrocket:
*Melon turns into a potato*
Man, it looks crazy in here. Bet it could be crazier if I press the button. *presses the button*
Mod Josie:
I put the potato in an oven at 180 degrees Celsius for my dinner. I turn an egg timer and wait. When the timer is up the alarm sounds and I push the little red button on it to stop it ringing.
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