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Red Button Consequences

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Indreams:
You get roasted cantaloupe.

(I don't know why roasted cantaloupes are a thing)

Having little to no reasons to press the button, Indreams doesn't press it.

Gyro Skyrocket:
Indreams is turned into a unicorn.

*presses the button*

Shadak Shademore:
Suddenly a whole gaggle of scientists and children arrive. To Indreams annoyance, being untrained in the art of walking with four legs, he falls over several time trying to get away from the multitude of Little girls and boys trying to stroke his mane. Many a selfie is taken with the Unicorn before Indreams is trapped in a zoo for observation. Knowing that the unicorn is Indreams, Shadak presses the button whilst taking pictures of the mythical unicorn.

Indreams:


Thanks guys. Now, I am dead.

Being corporeal/or a can of unicorn meat, Indreams cannot press the Red Button.

Mod Josie:
To resolve this issue, the gaggle of schoolkids see you've been canned up and all start to cry. Outraged parents storm the stores and liberate every last can of You they can find. They arrange the cans into a unicorn-esque shape in the ground and bury you.
In the chaos, somebody drops a Red Button into your grave with you and the last shovel of dirt puts enough weight on the button to compress it. It is pushed.

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