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Red Button Consequences
RedRoach:
I reach out with the limited amount of time I have left, straining the final threads of my free will to change fate. As my hand closes in on my target, I grin a wicked grin, one of insanity.
I grab a nearby bottle and drink. My free will is dissolved, as is my sobriety.
The red button remains unpressed.
Ultimate Pheer:
The red button gets lonely.
It spontaneously clones itself, with the clone landing directly on it, pressing both.
RedRoach:
Both red buttons turn blue and red. Have fun trying to figure out which one is the red button if their colors combined makes blue and red.
RedRoach is too confused (despite having the name "REDRoach") as to which button is which, and decides not to risk pressing anything.
Indreams:
To... Many... Buttons...
*Indreams, who's brain capacity has been reduced by the infestation, eats one of the buttons.*
He still cannot press the other button as he is under the hive mind control.
(Somebody free me. Being infested is no fun).
RedRoach:
(Psssh, you should have gotten drunk before you lost your free will.)
Now, without a will, and without a second pair of buttons, RedRoach wanders around aimlessly. He bumps into Indreams, who conveniently also is without free will. Melon is still passed out because... well.. Melon does what Melon does. The two end up trying to get past each other, but with the hive mind sending conflicting commands ("Go to their right" to red and "Go to their left" to Indreams) they are unable to do so.
Their awkward bumping and shuffling brings them back to the button, which RedRoach steps on while trying to get past Indreams.
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