END OF TURN 1Cheesy Crackers:You ram the Wall in an odd way. It's not the most effective, but it works. At the very last second before the Pyra hits, you jump out of the ship, do 3 frontflips in mid-air and land on your feet. The Wall doesn't seem to like your attempt of armor and throws the wrecked ship right back at you. (If you want to use your Pyra again you'll have to wait 1 turn to repair it).
Damage dealt: 564
Damage taken: 9
Hp: 91/100
Coldcurse:You
try to draw a circle, but no one is really sure what it actually is... modern art, maybe? Just aim at the red thing, alright. (+5% accuracy for everyone directly attacking the Wall). The Wall is not a fan of its new look and throws a shower of bricks at you and your Junker.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 4
Hp: 96/100
Gryphos Felldawning:You get on your Mobula and shoot the Hades at the Wall, getting a nice hit. The Wall wants to throw a huge rock at you, but it seems it's not in its reach and only smallish ones are around.
Damage dealt: 320
Damage taken: 5
Hp: 95/100
James T. Kirk:You have proof of Cheesy's boarding attempt, however you're not allowed to ban players! Thank you for reporting the issue, the GM will take it from here. The wall throws fire at you, and it's more effective than I thought it would be.
[But get it? Firewall? Because you were trying to ban- ok xD]Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 10
Hp: 90/100
-NarcoticYou have no idea what you're doing but whatever it is, it's holding up pretty well. (The laboratory will be ready for use in turn 3). The Wall sees you doing stuff and throws a brick at you. It hits you in the arm and you barely feel it.
[Damn you and your luck in RPGs! *plots to kill Narcotic and make it look like an accident*]Ongoing action: Building the laboratory.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 1
Hp: 99/100
The laboratory:Speeds up the creation of new weapons and gadgets and other sci-fi goodies.
Status: Under construction until turn 3.
The Wall:Hp: 999116/1000000
Status: Still unhappy about that graffiti
That was a nice round, guys! Turn 2 starts right now because waiting is like pants... you know the rest of that joke.