GoI haikus

[HamsterIV]

The Lochnagar flare.
What kind of nut would try this?
It burns like the sun.

[Jereven]

Pyramidion!
Oh god, where did it come from?
Shrapnel and splinters.

[James T. Kirk]

We really need horns.
The revolution is neigh.
No sense resisting.

[ramjamslam]

Crewing some old junk
the engines always broken,
not to mention hull.

[HamsterIV]

Pilot joins mid game
I use him on the front gun
We are effective

[ramjamslam]

Pyramidion,
why must you always ram me?
Yours sincerely, Spire.

[HamsterIV]

Hello kite Spire
You can't retreat forever
-Pyramidion

[Coldcurse]

playing with highly emotional people.

You always have friends.
When they kill you in battle,
Friendship is over.

[Jawjee]

Jawjee joins this thread
What is going on in here
I am very bored.
(Jawjee has no idea how a haiku works)

[ramjamslam]

Jawjee joins this thread
What is going on in here
I am very bored.
(Jawjee has no idea how a haiku works)

for not knowing it,
your first is five, seven, five:
a total success!

[Jawjee]

What a pleasent day
That's all I have to say now
I will ring a bell

[ramjamslam]

What a pleasent day
That's all I have to say now
I will ring a bell

make sure when you ring
you're standing near the engines
and the bell reads SCRUM.

[macmacnick]

I shall give them Hell.
Mines and flames — frosting the Cake!
I regret Nothing.

[macmacnick]

Zuka Sauce — So desired.
Devoured quickly — short supply.
So rare, so desired.

[HamsterIV]

Creepy Zuka doll,
your eyes see in to my soul,
I can't look away.