GoI haikus

[Jawjee]

Japanese I try
To speak, but I fail horribly
Time for seppuku

Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Ni Hao Nyan Goujasu Derishasu Dekaruchaa!

[Coldcurse]

For souls I will search,
I gave you a second chance.
-The Flying Dutchmen-

[HamsterIV]

Dakka Dakka thump,
the sound of my gat breaking.
Gives our foe false hope.

[macmacnick]

Registry Corruption.
Can not decrypt product key
My windows — broken.

[macmacnick]

Product key got lost.
Old computer is Bloated.
My hopes are crushed now.


I Blame Shink — That devil.
Need new Windows Seven key.
Dual-Boot hopes crushed now.

[Jawjee]

macmac, here's the answer
find windows activator
a software just for you
(is "software" 1 or 2 syllabi? I might have dun goof'd)

[macmacnick]

(registry's corrupted, the key was lost in my house)

[ramjamslam]

macmac, here's the answer
find windows activator
a software just for you
(is "software" 1 or 2 syllabi? I might have dun goof'd)

(software is 2 which means line 3 is 6 syllables not 5, but line 1 is also 6 syllables as well)

[ramjamslam]

Waiting to play Flayed,
why won't people vote for it?
Tedious map 'chieves!

[BdrLineAzn]

Crazier, The Pit
Much more nonsense, there is now
Help, the Force will not

[macmacnick]

Harpoon kills. Muse, why?
Would have two but was off helm.
Extra criteria annoy.

[Mod Josie]

Never understood,
Haikus always bothered me.
Don't know why I'm here...

[ramjamslam]

Professor Squid knows:
Side Gun Squashboard tears down hull;
Bridget Blindside Rams!

(anyone recognise these names?)

[Mod Josie]

Yes, of course I do.
Do you think I'm ignorant
of such awesomeness?

[BdrLineAzn]

Bacon is holy.
Be one with it and eat it.
May the Grease guide you