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The shortest autobiographies.
« on: January 09, 2014, 04:22:56 pm »
Simple concept: Describe your playstyle, your personality, and whatever else you can think about yourself in less than 10 words.

It can be in the form of a quote, a poem, a passive sentence, or really anything under 10 words, just try to embody you.

I'll start.

'Man the flamers, we're pulling in close!'

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2014, 04:37:09 pm »
"I have not given you permission to die, keep fighting!"

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2014, 12:44:49 am »
"Fly like your ship and crew lives matter. Allies next."

Offline Riggatto

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2014, 12:46:59 am »
"The Fuck is this?"

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2014, 12:49:35 am »
"Jacob, lumberjack? Get on it, restraining order or none!;'Mrau!'"

Offline Cheesy Crackers

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2014, 12:13:30 am »
"So... Time to fly straight ahead and ram them ok?"

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2014, 12:55:29 am »
"Wait a moment, why are we brawling with howitzers?"

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2014, 04:19:18 am »
"I'm an idiot, I'm a massive idiot. Suicide charge time!"

Offline Swallox

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2014, 09:01:25 am »
"Meatgrinding, Teamstacking, Pubstomps? I'll just sit here, watch and laugh."


Gryph, did you just write a fucking haiku?

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2014, 12:24:51 pm »
Gryph, did you just write a fucking haiku?

*furiously counts syllables on fingers* Holy crap I did, didn't I?

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2014, 06:41:36 pm »
*I'll make sure that your death will be quick*

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2014, 05:42:25 am »
Woah... best. haiku. EVAR!

How did you even notice that was a haiku Swallow?

Offline ramjamslam

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2014, 06:29:53 am »
How did you even notice that was a haiku Swallow?
It has a very distinctive rhythm.  Gryphos gets a salute :P

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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2014, 08:05:19 am »
I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.


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Re: The shortest autobiographies.
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2014, 09:05:16 am »
"I was blamed"