The shortest autobiographies.

[Queso]

I can pilot. I cannot captain.

[Letus]

I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.

[James T. Kirk]

I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.

Another haiku? We sure get a lot of these. But please, do go on.

[Piemanlives]

"I was blamed"

Till the end of time Shink, till the end of time.

[Letus]

I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.

Another haiku? We sure get a lot of these. But please, do go on.

The Hades Cannon.  Another gun that I like.  Burning all your hulls.


...I'veplayedabittoomuchasZeroinBorderlands

[James T. Kirk]

I love Lumberjacks.  Your balloon's existence, gone.  Plummet to the ground.

Another haiku? We sure get a lot of these. But please, do go on.

The Hades Cannon.  Another gun that I like.  Burning all your hulls.


...I'veplayedabittoomuchasZeroinBorderlands

Yea, I know that feel. Zero was a cool hunter.

Didn't get his quotes.....

[Letus]

Hellhound Carronade.  A satisfying weapon.......with five syllables.

[RearAdmiralZill]

"I hate all of you equally."

[Oliver Colt]

"Darn, I'm sorry, my bad..."

[Coldcurse]

"Feelings? What are those?"

[macmacnick]

"Fire. Did somebody summon me?"

[Mod Josie]

"I was blamed"

Yes you were!

"The number of words required to describe this individual is....."

[Coldcurse]

Got cold, then insane. Now I'm here.

[The Sky Wolf]

"I play for blood."

[Coldcurse]

No mercy, No soul. yup, sounds like me.