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Offline David Hark

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2015, 08:58:02 am »
Well, the devs hinted at user-lore, so I had to make it a rule.  You know, so if anyone ever questions the lore-friendliness of da rule book, we have something to point to.

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2015, 03:55:19 pm »
150. There never is enough DAKKA

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #62 on: May 02, 2015, 07:34:18 am »
150a. NEVER.
150b. ENUFF
150c. DAKKA!!

Offline Arturo Sanchez

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #63 on: May 02, 2015, 01:17:19 pm »
151: Gork iz da mallet
152: Mork iz da spannah.

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #64 on: May 12, 2015, 08:53:37 am »
153. Red wunz go fasta

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2015, 03:15:11 am »
154. Mines
  154.1 When involved, everyone is an enemy
     154.1.1 Collateral damage is a thing.
  154.2 Can't have too many mines
     154.2.1 200 mines are best mines.
     154.2.2 200 Loch mines are best

Offline Captain Magellan

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #66 on: May 29, 2015, 10:17:31 pm »
155. It is mandatory for all pilots to have in their possession at least one lucky chicken.
  155.1. Always trust your lucky chickens. Oh and check rule 158.
156. Flares are weapons.
  156.1. Honest.
    156.1.1. No seriously, they really are weapons.
    156.1.2. If disbelief cannot be rectified by demonstration, the skeptical party involved may avoid punishment by referring to rule 157.
157. Rule 157 was rushed through the Design and Development stages and was therefor canceled.
  157.1. Those responsible have been quartered and shot.
  157.2. Refer to rule 155.1.
158. Loch flares always work.
  158.1. For best results, load flare with lucky chicken.
  158.2. If after burning down enemy ship with lucky chicken, you have no remaining lucky chickens, steal your crew member's.
    158.2.1. The Ministers of the Ministry of Administering Rules and Elucidation Techniques are not responsible for any violence or ill-will that results from the theft of lucky chickens.
      158.2.1.1. Since the knowledge of the existence of the Ministry of Administering Rules and Elucidation Techniques is forbidden, all readers of rule 158.2.1. are now targets of highly psychotic Squid pilots.

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2015, 10:18:20 pm »
158.3. David Hark approves of the previous rules

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #68 on: June 21, 2015, 05:57:59 am »
159. Absolutely no counting games

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #69 on: June 21, 2015, 06:18:29 am »
Abc. An improvised system to replace numbers, since counting games are not allowed.

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Re: Da Rules of Guns of Icarus v2.0!
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2015, 09:26:46 am »
(invoking rules 142 and 142.1)
   142.3. If a thread is revived and spans more than 2 years, it should never be allowed to die.
   159.1. Da rules are not a counting game.
   Abc.a. This improvised system will henceforth be used as a backup in the event that we run out of numbers.
160. If someone declares themselves the "Ringmaster" in a lobby, all pilots in the lobby should listen to and follow the match-specific rules this person lies down.
   160.1. A "Ringmaster match" must be strictly intended to be a fun change in gameplay to avoid another boring deathmatch.
   160.2. Ringmaster matches must not put either team at a disadvantage, so until proven otherwise "skywhale hunting" is considered putting a galleon at a disadvantage.
      160.2.1. Skywhale hunting is an unethical sport and should be treated as such.
161. If your captain tells you to jump off the ship, drop everything and jump off the ship.
   161.1. This rule is to be abused as frequently as possible.
   161.2. If your captain ridicules you for jumping off the ship, jump off the ship.
   161.3. If your captain is swearing uncontrollably, jump off the ship.
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