They're not public, and they're not transports! I mean what's up with that?
If they were public, then there would be a sense of civic pride. There'd be far less crisp packets and sprinkled urine in the buses, for instance!
And if they were transport, they'd actually take you where you wanted to go, instead of a spot with a two mile uphill slog between your destination and the 'transport's' destination.
I hate buses.