I once killed James T. Kirk, while he was on my team, by ramming him.
Mines were also involved.
It was a 2 v 2 somewhere, and both ships were molesting me.
Pieman decided that there was a 66% chance he would hit one of the bad guys, so he shot some mines.
One hit me, sending me into the ground, followed by Pieman teabagging me into the ground AGAIN, killing my poor Goldfish.