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Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: Anonymoose on July 29, 2013, 05:57:10 pm

Title: Blooper Reel
Post by: Anonymoose on July 29, 2013, 05:57:10 pm
This is the Guns of Icarus Blooper Reel! A place to share your most redidulous, disastrous, or down right silliest moments from your GoI experiences. Go nuts!
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Keon on July 29, 2013, 06:12:53 pm
Somebody dig up "Thomas Drinks his own moonshine"
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on July 29, 2013, 06:37:48 pm
I once killed James T. Kirk, while he was on my team, by ramming him.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 29, 2013, 06:56:33 pm
I once killed James T. Kirk, while he was on my team, by ramming him.

Mines were also involved.

It was a 2 v 2 somewhere, and both ships were molesting me.

Pieman decided that there was a 66% chance he would hit one of the bad guys, so he shot some mines.

One hit me, sending me into the ground, followed by Pieman teabagging me into the ground AGAIN, killing my poor Goldfish.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 29, 2013, 06:57:22 pm
Somebody dig up "Thomas Drinks his own moonshine"
I wonder how many times I said "Oh my god" in that :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0gLqd5kiWY


now somebody find that vid of the epic sandbox target bug by Letus (or whas it Lehran?)
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on July 29, 2013, 07:07:19 pm
I once killed James T. Kirk, while he was on my team, by ramming him.

Mines were also involved.

It was a 2 v 2 somewhere, and both ships were molesting me.

Pieman decided that there was a 66% chance he would hit one of the bad guys, so he shot some mines.

One hit me, sending me into the ground, followed by Pieman teabagging me into the ground AGAIN, killing my poor Goldfish.

I believe it was a squid actually.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: HamsterIV on July 29, 2013, 07:20:00 pm
I have been killed by my own ship before. I was DC's mid match and by the time I rejoined the only open spot was on an enemy ship. I told the captain of the ship I was on that it was my ship and it was probably crewed by the ruthless bastards I helped train.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 29, 2013, 07:30:11 pm
Those bastardly mutineers Hamster, hah

..

...also ... today I was introduced to the wierdest loading screen ever... of all time. Brought by Pie and the Cakes
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 29, 2013, 07:32:53 pm
I was crewing on Zill's ship one time in Water Hazard when he DCed at the start of the match. I pointed the ship towards a mountain and slowly accelerated. I timed it perfectly so that the moment Zill loaded back in, he screamed "SUNDERLAND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?" right before the ship smashed into the mountain.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on July 29, 2013, 07:37:59 pm
Those bastardly mutineers Hamster, hah

..

...also ... today I was introduced to the wierdest loading screen ever... of all time. Brought by Pie and the Cakes

XD, it was great XD
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Anonymoose on July 29, 2013, 09:04:03 pm
My crowning moment of silliness came in the form of the Great Junker Battle of 2013. All the captains were flying Junkers outfitted with one harpoon gun, and a crapton of mine launchers. The battle raged on for about fourty five minutes, and both teams had two points. The round ended with a mutual surrender, as the game was taking too long.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on July 29, 2013, 09:30:04 pm
My crowning moment of silliness came in the form of the Great Junker Battle of 2013. All the captains were flying Junkers outfitted with one harpoon gun, and a crapton of mine launchers. The battle raged on for about fourty five minutes, and both teams had two points. The round ended with a mutual surrender, as the game was taking too long.

Doesn't compare to my "All Junkers All Harpoons" in which I managed to convince the entire lobby to fly junkers armed only with harpoons,  it ended with defeat for the enemy team, after which we played an all galleon match in which we did naval style broadside passes.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Anonymoose on July 29, 2013, 11:26:30 pm

The same day as the Junker Mine Madness, we played all Mobulas with only beacon flares.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 29, 2013, 11:44:21 pm
... today I was introduced to the wierdest loading screen ever... of all time. Brought by Pie and the Cakes

We're the new clan in town. We gotta make a name for ourselves.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on July 30, 2013, 01:13:18 am
... today I was introduced to the wierdest loading screen ever... of all time. Brought by Pie and the Cakes

We're the new clan in town. We gotta make a name for ourselves.

Even if we have to bring the rest of you down with us.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 30, 2013, 04:44:22 am
... today I was introduced to the wierdest loading screen ever... of all time. Brought by Pie and the Cakes

We're the new clan in town. We gotta make a name for ourselves.

Even if we have to bring the rest of you down with us.

I'm still mortally terrified ._.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on July 30, 2013, 05:07:11 am
... today I was introduced to the wierdest loading screen ever... of all time. Brought by Pie and the Cakes

We're the new clan in town. We gotta make a name for ourselves.

Even if we have to bring the rest of you down with us.

I'm still mortally terrified ._.

I kind of wish someone recorded that.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on July 30, 2013, 05:51:42 am
2 Munkers, mine and Zuka's against some lowbies in an attempt to even the playing field so they wouldn't feel they were getting beat up on. At times there would be up to 50 mines in the air.

Both trying to chase down a Pyra that is barely missing the mines. I run into one of our mines which immediately bounces me into a patch of about 5 or 6 of our mines in close proximity. Crew and myself at once go..."Oh shi*" in unison. Then boom and match ended.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Clara Skyborn on July 30, 2013, 12:06:01 pm
Remember our AI Director first pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWTC47idJ0o
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 30, 2013, 12:18:48 pm
Remember our AI Director first pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWTC47idJ0o
Hah! Almost forgot that one :D
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on July 30, 2013, 07:15:29 pm
Remember our AI Director first pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWTC47idJ0o
Hah! Almost forgot that one :D
How could we have forgotten that one :P
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 31, 2013, 11:48:58 pm
In order to save room, I have each of these images as a URL.

I kind of went crazy today.


Firstly: The perfect hiding place for the last round in the Baptism by Spire tournament:

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/633039646493604580/2A8B1C6410CA3610964B84ABA0D1199678A0250F/


Screw Squid races! We need some good 'ol fashioned footraces:

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1117176606432231568/474A6FC3D7D374D4152502398F71EC45038433AE/


And now, the plight of the hungry mountain.
Day 29: The mountain has consumed one of my Crew.

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1117176606432243458/65BA156DB9D7557CE1CDD379238012DE9B6EF7FA/


Day 38: I have saved my crewman at the cost of more of my ship being consumed by the mountain.

http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/1117176606432253728/FB0B18F42B7BFC192F0BF3A08F3BC5BB163BB468/


Day 53: I fear this is the end.

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1117176606432265931/A8465C7D2466D79A5A5AF044939AA59861AE86C2/
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Captain Smollett on August 01, 2013, 01:15:52 am
Damn those are some good ones.  Definitely got a chuckle out of the Spire one.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Zenark on August 01, 2013, 09:25:53 am
Messing with the ship eating rock again, are you, Kirk?
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on August 01, 2013, 12:58:47 pm
Messing with the ship eating rock again, are you, Kirk?

A horror worse than sky whales
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Zenark on August 01, 2013, 01:03:31 pm
Messing with the ship eating rock again, are you, Kirk?

A horror worse than sky whales

Sky Whales are beautiful though! I sing with them <3
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on September 20, 2013, 08:20:27 pm
Messing with the ship eating rock again, are you, Kirk?

A horror worse than sky whales

Sky Whales are beautiful though! I sing with them <3

I sing quite often, Cake knows what's up.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: James T. Kirk on September 20, 2013, 08:22:39 pm
Messing with the ship eating rock again, are you, Kirk?

A horror worse than sky whales

Sky Whales are beautiful though! I sing with them <3

I sing quite often, Cake knows what's up.

Holla!

Sorry. I'll never do that again.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Letus on September 21, 2013, 01:31:29 am
I once got 8 kills...in a 2v2 match...using mines...
yeahhhhhh we lost....
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Andika on September 22, 2013, 04:11:23 am
Once B'Elanna somehow managed to convince a whole crew that I am in fact a really good captain, so they agreed to fly a few rounds with me. Poor chaps...had no idea what they signed up for. Anyway, I've been saving the outcome of all that on my computer for a while, but now I feel the right time has come to post it. Please note: this is NOT my mad captaining that I keep talking about. These were pretty sane and normal matches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWaoOOJRWs

Also, when it comes to Cake madness, I've got a bunch of scenes I may compile into one video, given that my fellow asylum-runaways don't mind it.  :P
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Calico Jack on September 22, 2013, 07:45:06 am
Me: guys we're being sneaky don't shoot.

Unnamed crewmemeber: Ohh what's this gun do? *fires flare into cloud revealing the entirety of the other team facing us a hairsbreadth away*

Me: ...
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Shukketsushi on September 22, 2013, 08:07:21 am
Today I learned an important lesson about the mountain and its passes (or lack there of) in Anglean Raiders.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: James T. Kirk on September 22, 2013, 09:21:50 am
Also, when it comes to Cake madness, I've got a bunch of scenes I may compile into one video, given that my fellow asylum-runaways don't mind it.  :P

(http://www.womansinsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Honey-Badger-Dont-Care.jpg)

p.s. Did anyone see a bunch of links to Captain Kirk stuff?
Or am I just going----

Never mind.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: James T. Kirk on December 06, 2013, 05:47:23 pm
(http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/901015155429910198/2D1B9233A1DA7E19BB12DD921581E57456EDA16F/)

Oh! I wanna go there!
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Coldcurse on December 07, 2013, 05:01:19 pm
hahahaa great.

secret map, might be a placeholder.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Keon on December 08, 2013, 10:02:20 am
Did it get chosen?
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: James T. Kirk on December 08, 2013, 10:35:20 am
Lameos voted for Rumble.

As you can see by the text chat, my mic was malfunctioning, so I didn't have enough time to check if anyone else could see it.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Mod Josie on December 08, 2013, 11:24:43 am
Lameos voted for Rumble.

As you can see by the text chat, my mic was malfunctioning, so I didn't have enough time to check if anyone else could see it.
I completely missed that - I would've let you know otherwise!

On the topic of best moments - sitting on a Duck Junker during a scrim to kill it...in a squid. Why oh why did you let me fly, Kirk?
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Piemanlives on December 08, 2013, 01:03:25 pm
Jacob, do not underestimate the power of a squid and sitting, or when I fly, squids and mines...
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Sylas Firehammer on December 08, 2013, 05:59:25 pm
On the topic of best moments - sitting on a Duck Junker during a scrim to kill it...in a squid. Why oh why did you let me fly, Kirk?

I do believe that I was on that Junker! Interesting match that was.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Mod Josie on December 09, 2013, 03:16:47 am
On the topic of best moments - sitting on a Duck Junker during a scrim to kill it...in a squid. Why oh why did you let me fly, Kirk?

I do believe that I was on that Junker! Interesting match that was.
I can attest that you were likely to have been there. That was my first time flying competitively - did it show?
I do so love being silly with a squid. One hasn't lived until they've shmooshed themselves into the side of a Galleon like a bug on a windshield.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: macmacnick on December 09, 2013, 03:28:09 am
On the topic of best moments - sitting on a Duck Junker during a scrim to kill it...in a squid. Why oh why did you let me fly, Kirk?

I do believe that I was on that Junker! Interesting match that was.
I can attest that you were likely to have been there. That was my first time flying competitively - did it show?
I do so love being silly with a squid. One hasn't lived until they've shmooshed themselves into the side of a Galleon like a bug on a windshield.
I can agree with that — Squid rams can be super effective — IF they use impact bumpers.... and take adequate precautions. Oh, and one hasn't lived until they have flown a squid with all flame-based weapons (or all incendiary on mines).
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Mod Josie on December 09, 2013, 06:06:21 am
I can agree with that — Squid rams can be super effective — IF they use impact bumpers.... and take adequate precautions. Oh, and one hasn't lived until they have flown a squid with all flame-based weapons (or all incendiary on mines).
That is a lot of fun, I will agree. I do though find a tendency for my ship to go whoopsie and blow up when I run a load-out like that. It is a terrible shame.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Sylas Firehammer on December 09, 2013, 02:32:22 pm
That also happened a couple times. That was the match when Frogger and I continually got caught on the hooks of the cranes on Paritan Rumble. The frustration slowly descended into pure hilarity.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Thomas on December 16, 2013, 11:53:48 am
I was once in a match flying a squid, when an enemy squid was up against a building in Rumble. Using the quick decision making skills I poorly pretend to possess, I decided the best course of action was to ram them full speed and crush them against the building. Assuming I had the speed advantage and we were the same mass, not to mention the building would deal extra impact damage to them, causing them to explode (hopefully) well before my armor expired.

It sounded good on paper. In practice this caused us both to explode instantly. This was also during the birthday celebration, so it was kind of awesome, but still kind of embarrassing.
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Mod Josie on December 16, 2013, 05:56:18 pm
I was once in a match flying a squid, when an enemy squid was up against a building in Rumble. Using the quick decision making skills I poorly pretend to possess, I decided the best course of action was to ram them full speed and crush them against the building. Assuming I had the speed advantage and we were the same mass, not to mention the building would deal extra impact damage to them, causing them to explode (hopefully) well before my armor expired.
It sounded good on paper. In practice this caused us both to explode instantly. This was also during the birthday celebration, so it was kind of awesome, but still kind of embarrassing.
Ah, I have suffered this cruel fate many a time. It never gets old :D
Title: Re: Blooper Reel
Post by: Jazzza on December 18, 2013, 11:44:04 pm
Yesterday my ambush was ambushed.

In the Canyon Ambush map, I was flying a Pyra with an allied Junker. We were versing 2 Goldfish.

We spawned in the open area. The Goldfish has no rear gun, so I thought it'd be best to get behind them, so I suggested the Junker to be bait at the opening to the open area and I would hide next to the cliff wall (that some ships can fly over). We waited for a few minutes, my finger hovering over the throttle-up key.

Out of no-where in half a second half of my ship was destroyed, mainly my engines. One of the Goldfish was behind us and let rip his Hwacha at close range! I never knew there were 2 entrances to where we spawned. Luckily the pilot went past us, so once we repaired our engines, we chased them. After a short battle we somehow destroyed BOTH Goldfish!

We were pretty amazed that we survived AND we destroyed both foes. :)