Cute, quite cute indeed.
Anyways, I have a theoretical Idea for a goldfish variant, an oh-so-cakey one...
The "Ghâshfish1"
Yes, it is quite an evil idea, with a Flak and Dual flamers. "No, that cannot be! You forgot Arming time!" Arming time, you say? They Manage to get in a range overlap through the use of the Lesmok ammunition in the Dragon tongue Light flamethrower, and Lochnagar Shot in the Typhon Heavy Flak Cannon. The Ghâsh cleanses and purifies their hull armor to nothing, thus allowing for the Flak projectile that is enhanced by Lochnagar powder to do its specialty, killing all but the most formidable enemies in a single hit, the most formidable of enemies are Galleons and Goldfish, which take only a second projectile, to kill!
(Intended to be read somewhat as an advertisement)
[1]"Ghâsh: means fire in the Black Speech of Mordor – the Lord of the Rings, Books I-II, The Fellowship of the Ring.