Off-Topic > The Lounge
The Codex of Zuka
Letus:
Zuka's cats devolve into crews of ships.
Letus:
--- Quote from: Letus on October 30, 2013, 06:58:53 am ---Zuka's cats devolve into crews of ships.
--- End quote ---
as evidence
HamsterIV:
* Crewing on Zuka's ship is a privilege not a right.
* Zuka loves everyone, but chooses to express his love through ramming and bullets.
* Zuka never drinks alone, however most people can not see the procession of Valkyries who drink with him.
* There is an empty seat in mead halls of Valhalla reserved for Zuka
* Thor personally Zuka's any one who isn't Zuka who dares take that seat.
* Every time Zuka's ship is destroyed the Valkyries spirit him off to Valhalla for a wild party.
* Instead of spending eternity in Valhalla the Valkyries bring Zuka back to earth so they can spirit him off again.
* Ragnarok can not begin until Zuka stops using Jörmungandr as a condom.
Gryphos:
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on November 04, 2013, 01:39:57 pm ---* Ragnarok can not begin until Zuka stops using Jörmungandr as a condom.
--- End quote ---
My favourite.
Squidslinger Gilder:
"Every time after Zuka takes a really righteous dump, a music dance video erupts when he emerges from the bathroom."
"Zuka's fecal happiness is happiness to the world and as such, Zuka believes it should be expressed with proper mass peasantry dance choreography."
"Zuka was once asked to join Dancing With The Stars but he turned it down after inspection of the bathroom in the dressing room revealed non gold plated toilets."
"When asked why Zuka won't give Dancing a second chance, he told reporters,"I'M THE ZUKA!! I DOTH NOT SULLY MY BOTTOM ON PEASANT BOWLS!!""
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version