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The Codex of Zuka
Squidslinger Gilder:
"When Zuka lifts a leg on a dead tree, it is not a form of public indecency, it is restoring of life to dead wood! Or as Zuka calls it "Zukforestation"
HamsterIV:
When asked to "Do the decent thing" Zuka responded "Ok, where is Decent Thing, is she hot?"
Zuka did not invent Polygamy, but he did perfect it.
Zuka does not value his freedom, it is freedom which values its Zuka.
Zuka is not a leaf on the wind, Zuka is a dangerously sharp propeller blade scything through your crew compartment.
Dutch Vanya:
Guns of Icarus Online was actually shamelessly copied from a game called "Air Zukkaneers".
Squidslinger Gilder:
"The Zuka fandom currently consists of three tiers of obsession with Zuka: Filthy Peasant, Zukalyte, and Zukciple"
"Filthy Peasants are the fans who can never attain to the greatness of Zuka but follow Zuka around hoping to lick off any gum that defaces the bottom of his shoes. Only those whom Zuka deems Zukable are able to become Zukalytes"
"Zukalytes are those who have been Zuka'd and bear the seed of Zuka within them. They must nurture the seed until they are worthy of being true Zukciples. They bring Zuka beer and wenches! Those deemed unworthy are sentenced to an eternity of being servants to Vakari where they will be perpetually pelted with fecal matter."
"Zukciples are those who are deemed worthy and have mastered the art of Zuka and have started Zukaing others with the seeds of Zuka"
HamsterIV:
* F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote a steam punk version of "The Great Gatsby" called "The Great Zuka"
* Like Gatsby Zuka is known for throwing the wildest parties.
* Unlike Gatsby Zuka does this because he is that much of a player.
* Zuka has read every book in his library, however most of them are pornographic in nature.
* Myrtle's spire breaks up from a tactical bump from Zuka's squid.
* Zuka doesn't die by George's hand because Zuka knows how to deal with the husbands of his "Lady Friends."
* The Green light is a flare Zuka dropped to let people know he is coming to Zuka them all.
* The story's deeper meaning is that dirty peasants should be happy with the scraps Zuka drops them from time to time.
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