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The Codex of Zuka
Squidslinger Gilder:
"Zukatov cocktails work similar to molotov cocktails except are filled with Zuka's excrement when hes drunk. Zuka designed it as such because he feels strongly against wasting booze"
"The magma cannon was actually developed by Zuka in his asylum. It is loaded with the firepower of combining a 1000 Zukatov cocktails"
"It has been 0 days since the last Creepy Zuka Doll related homicide at the Asylum. The number has never reached 1"
"Other Zukaventions to come out of his Asylum labs include: The Peasant Cannon, The Creepy Zuka Launcher, and his famous Boozeoculars which turn normal people eyesight into Zukavision (Women appear naked and men vanish entirely)"
Squidslinger Gilder:
"No woman can ever tame the Zuka, except for...Tiny Tina"
"Tiny Tina + Zuka...a match made in crumpet filled explosion heaven"
"According to Zuka, Tina and him have agreed to be wed in the future after she comes of age, or completes her peasantplosion gun"
"When asked why Zuka was making out with his computer monitor while playing Borderlands 2, surrounded by beer bottles, he replied,"SHES REAL DAMMIT!! GO AWAY!!!"
"The secret wing of Zuka's Asylum has since been rumored to be hard at work developing a way to turn normal crazy women into Tiny Tina crazy. Zuka has refused to comment other than a sinister laugh"
Surette:
--- Quote from: Gilder de Unfettered on August 11, 2013, 05:19:54 am ---"No woman can ever tame the Zuka, except for...Tiny Tina"
"Tiny Tina + Zuka...a match made in crumpet filled explosion heaven"
"According to Zuka, Tina and him have agreed to be wed in the future after she comes of age, or completes her peasantplosion gun"
"When asked why Zuka was making out with his computer monitor while playing Borderlands 2, surrounded by beer bottles, he replied,"SHES REAL DAMMIT!! GO AWAY!!!"
"The secret wing of Zuka's Asylum has since been rumored to be hard at work developing a way to turn normal crazy women into Tiny Tina crazy. Zuka has refused to comment other than a sinister laugh"
--- End quote ---
I assume you're both familiar with Ashly Burch, of Hey Ash? She does the voice of Tiny Tina and has a long running video series with her brother Anthony Burch (the lead writer of Borderlands 2). And she is most definitely real.
Squidslinger Gilder:
/facepalm...epic fail to get the joke.../facepalm
Surette:
--- Quote from: Gilder de Unfettered on August 11, 2013, 05:55:59 pm ---/facepalm...epic fail to get the joke.../facepalm
--- End quote ---
Wasn't commenting on any joke, was commenting on how Ashly Burch is awesome and is totally worthy of marriage.
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