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The Codex of Zuka
Squidslinger Gilder:
"A supernova is when a massive star explodes leaving behind a white dwarf or a black hole and sometimes spawns a nebula which brings forth new life as new stars are born. A Zukanova is when Zuka farts in the tub."
"There is a theory that the entire universe is the result of a single massive Zukanova."
"There is another theory that proposes the idea that dark matter is actually Zukasauce leftover from the great Big Zukanova."
"Zuka doesn't answer questions about the Zukanova. He's too bashful to admit it actually happened."
Squidslinger Gilder:
"Early Alpha versions of matchmaking was actually called "Matchzukaing." The name was changed after testers developed an unhealthy taste for sauce and Muse devs invented the Zuka Class which made it impossible for pilots, engineers, and gunners to ever get into a match."
"Zuka Class officially was scrapped but it is still secretly in development with Muse funneling millions of gallons of Zukasauce into it. They are determined to balance it and give all classes a reason to exist. They forget the laws of Zukadynamics!"
"One does not balance Zuka, he balances you. Then you become one with the Zuka, all is saucy bliss." - From the Laws of Zukadynamics
Spud Nick:
The Zuka Sauce Factory was shut down this year when government officials discovered the secret ingredient was Zuka.
Squidslinger Gilder:
--- Quote from: Spud Nick on November 07, 2014, 04:11:19 am ---The Zuka Sauce Factory was shut down this year when government officials discovered the secret ingredient was Zuka.
--- End quote ---
Squidslinger Gilder:
"If two Zukas are in equilibrium with a third Zuka, you have reached the point of Thermal Zukalibrium and Zukasauce production can occur. Zuka is the only being in existence able to do this by himself." -A law of Zukadynamics
"Zuka once attempted to attain Zukalibrium with others. The end result was the very first Creepy Zukadoll."
"Many years ago there was an uncomfirmed report of an emergency recall of Creepy Zukadolls after they were placed together in a toy store and ended up attempting Zukalibrium. Studios deny it but if you play the Toy Story movies backwards you get to see the original security footage of the attempted doll Zukalibrium."
"Rumor has it that had the doll Zukalibrium not been stopped, it would have caused a mass extinction event and Creepy Zukadolls would have become the dominant life on the planet."
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