In Game Name:DeZako
Steam Name (can be given later through PM):DeZako
Preferred Class:Pilot or gunner. More experienced as gunner.
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
As the penguin opens the door I am already on my feet and with my carrot unsheathed
"At last, you have come" I whisper, my eyes anything but a slit in my face
"It is time. The final battle. To death, then?" He says as he unsheathes his own daucus carota
We trade blows, and I get carrot slapped twice before stumbling and falling to the floor. As he launches himself forward, vegetable death pointed towards my eye, I stab blindly, covering my gaze, waiting for a death that never comes. I open my eyes slightly, to see him bleeding orange juice all over the floor. I stand up and stare down at the soon-to-be corpse.
"Eat β-carotene, bastard"
I take the sombrero and don it. I promptly leave the room with an unknown destination.
I must be careful, for now I am it.
I am the mariachiest creature in the whole universe.