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I Feel Unsafe
« on: May 04, 2013, 11:01:39 pm »
There are currently twelve guests online performing unknown actions. Who knows what actions these are? We cannot find out. They're there, lurking in the shadows. For all we know, those actions could consist of building traps, preparing guns, sharpening swords, and analysing the digestive tracts of platypuses. Maybe not the last one. Regardless, I feel that we should prepare ourselves so as not to be caught off guard. I'll build the fortifications. Yiski, you'll hold them at bay with a flak. Shink, just find a way to crash into them. Shouldn't be too hard for you. And Qwerty, just play some of that music you open your stream with. That should be enough to scare them off.

This is war, people.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2013, 11:28:16 pm »
Sir, reports have stated there are now 20 guests roaming the forum, they are growing in number and we will need more resources.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2013, 11:35:03 pm »
Roger that. We'll need a competent captain to avoid their artillery and fly a Squid over to Anvala and pick supplies up there. I nominate Zill. Meanwhile, we'll need Muse to help us barricade the gates.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2013, 11:41:36 pm »
Everyone don't worry, I brought the Bacon. We will last a siege.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2013, 11:46:42 pm »
We're not allowed to take the Bacon out of Its temple, for that would be sacrilegious. We must find more resources for the Baconless unbelievers.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2013, 11:50:08 pm »
I wrote something like this in the first thought Bacon, it has come true for the most part.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2013, 02:06:19 am »
Plainly, we need more whales.  Bacon cannot save you, worship the great whale!  Only its majesty can prevail!

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2013, 09:58:56 am »
17 guests! Shit, where's Zill? Somebody needs to commandeer However We Died if he doesn't show up.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2013, 10:01:17 am »
My bot senses are tingling!

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2013, 05:39:14 pm »
There's only one way out of this mess, gentlemen. We have to send me all of our money. It's the only way.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2013, 05:40:52 pm »
Right. We'll talk about that later.

Holy shit, suddenly there are 80 guests on the forum, and nearly all of them are looking at that tournament thing that Urz is planning. Somebody's been doing some advertising...

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2013, 12:59:42 am »
Maybe they're like Ferengi....and they'll go away if we buy their stuff...

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2013, 01:02:42 am »
bah, the ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2013, 01:09:31 am »
bah, the ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.

I believe that is a Cardassian...

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Re: I Feel Unsafe
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2013, 01:38:58 am »
Dammit now I'm going to spend the entire night watching ds9