Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: N-Sunderland on May 04, 2013, 11:01:39 pm
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There are currently twelve guests online performing unknown actions. Who knows what actions these are? We cannot find out. They're there, lurking in the shadows. For all we know, those actions could consist of building traps, preparing guns, sharpening swords, and analysing the digestive tracts of platypuses. Maybe not the last one. Regardless, I feel that we should prepare ourselves so as not to be caught off guard. I'll build the fortifications. Yiski, you'll hold them at bay with a flak. Shink, just find a way to crash into them. Shouldn't be too hard for you. And Qwerty, just play some of that music you open your stream with. That should be enough to scare them off.
This is war, people.
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Sir, reports have stated there are now 20 guests roaming the forum, they are growing in number and we will need more resources.
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Roger that. We'll need a competent captain to avoid their artillery and fly a Squid over to Anvala and pick supplies up there. I nominate Zill. Meanwhile, we'll need Muse to help us barricade the gates.
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Everyone don't worry, I brought the Bacon. We will last a siege.
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We're not allowed to take the Bacon out of Its temple, for that would be sacrilegious. We must find more resources for the Baconless unbelievers.
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I wrote something like this in the first thought Bacon, it has come true for the most part.
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Plainly, we need more whales. Bacon cannot save you, worship the great whale! Only its majesty can prevail!
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17 guests! Shit, where's Zill? Somebody needs to commandeer However We Died if he doesn't show up.
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My bot senses are tingling!
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There's only one way out of this mess, gentlemen. We have to send me all of our money. It's the only way.
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Right. We'll talk about that later.
Holy shit, suddenly there are 80 guests on the forum, and nearly all of them are looking at that tournament thing that Urz is planning. Somebody's been doing some advertising...
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Maybe they're like Ferengi....and they'll go away if we buy their stuff...
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bah, the ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.
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bah, the ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.
I believe that is a Cardassian...
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Dammit now I'm going to spend the entire night watching ds9
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I'll get to that next weekend or something.
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They're after you Sunderland... RUN!
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Sunderland from what I've gathered, I assume you live on the east coast?
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Sunderland from what I've gathered, I assume you live on the east coast?
HAHAHAHAHA :) :) Sorry Pie. I couldn't resist. Sunderland ill let you answer this one.
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Umm... What? No! I'm not even close to the coast.
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Calm down, people, calm down. All we need to do is protect the things most sacred to us and weather the storm. Baconites, you'll be fortifying the Bacon Temple, I suggest several rings of barricades and gatlings with a good field of fire. Arm the roof with flak cannons.
Whalites, do protect your holy place, but I suppose it'll have to happen with heavy airship-support for the lack of stone masonry available there. I suppose you have Galleons available? If not, loan some from the baconites or use Junkers. I want the place locked down hard so none of these unliving Guests get a chance to soil it.
Non-believers and extra faithful ones start doing supply runs, docking bay will be the Temple. Squids do the runs, while Pyras offer a retreat position. I need them happening now, we haven't been preparing for this type of a situation.
Infantry duty will be assigned to those men who lose or don't have an airship of their own, their duties will be handed down later.
People, I need volunteers to lead and build Whalite defences and supply runs, I will do my best at the Temple. This will become our finest hour, something to remember us by! For the MUSE, for Icarus!
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Now you're reminding me of how your country has mandatory military service :P
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Now you're reminding me of how your country has mandatory military service :P
Agh, don't remind me. But yes, I am a corporal (?) artillery crew leader. But I wanted to begin preparing, people just seemed to ogle the Guests without anything being done! We might lose the fight if no decisive action is taken!
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It's clear from Sunderland's recon that the invaders are striking multiple times within the space of a single minute. Considering this, they must be moving at incredible speeds. I suggest we all start firing Hwachas into the sky to create a world slowdown. The fools will either ragequit or be left unbearably sluggish. Then we strike, my comrades.
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It's clear from Sunderland's recon that the invaders are striking multiple times within the space of a single minute. Considering this, they must be moving at incredible speeds. I suggest we all start firing Hwachas into the sky to create a world slowdown. The fools will either ragequit or be left unbearably sluggish. Then we strike, my comrades.
We shall call this tactic, Extermilagitus.
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Do we have the ammunition for such a waste? I propose we use coordinated hwacha-strikes whenever they make themselves known.