holy shit its a manticore

[death note]

intro- this is just an intro to a line of stories id like to be posted here. some random guy: a manticore holy shit ik its nuts right. Deathnote: hay you shut your trap m8 that shit dont exist. Some random guy: names jim and they do *shows shitty photo*. Deathnote: you know what i hunt shit like this if its real ill pay you 1000 mula. Jim: your on. so anyone hearing of this whale jump aboard our ride to the east shores of ship tide bay

[Skymonger]

....

I have no idea what you just said.
And I have read this over four times...

What is the point of this thread?

[C r o w]

Firstly, I rate it A for the effort.

Secondly, I rate it B for the seemingly correct use of punctuation .

Thirdly and lastly, I rate it (!"£$/%!)ficcate%$"!£%!£ n'ascia($%su pe'r culo$%£&!"$ for the sense.

[Richard LeMoon]

I ate breakfast this morning, so I got this. Sampson totally din't want the third set of bunk beds. Sir Otomus VI: "We don't have time to return it milk drinker!" That was when the tree was left, but not alone. Two bowls of nutmeg are more than enough. Avast, three clicks to the aft starport bow. Goldfish don't stutter SIR!

Wait. I didn't eat breakfast.

[C r o w]

Wait. I didn't eat breakfast.

It's dangerous to go hungry, take this!

Can you resist the taste of Cinnamon Crunches?

[Richard LeMoon]

I would... but...

[death note]

this is now the why i didnt eat breakfast thread. i didnt eat breakfast because i woke up at 9pm after falling asleep at 2 am

[The Mann]

You know, the breakfast thread is the most important meal of the forums. You should eat it. 

[C r o w]

Will there be any thread left to discuss in if we eat it?
Will we discuss inside a stomach?
Will our own stomaches start their own discussion about the thread?

[The Mann]

They will start their own discussion if you eat too much Seriously Cinnamon (That's what that cereal is called in Mann Country)

[C r o w]

Mann Country

Sweet Mary mother of God, truly we have been forsaken if such a kingdom of madness exists.

[Richard LeMoon]

The closest I can find is Isle of Man.... so if this cereal is located in Mann Country, I did not eat it because I could not find the directions.

[The Mann]

Seriously Cinnamon is a Cereal in the United Kingdom. 

[Queso]

What in the name of necro threads is going on down here?

[Naoura]

Gotta powerlevel that necromancy.