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Skymonger:
Now...as a skycaptain and Anglean blackguard engineer, I admit to not doing very...forgivable things in my service with Anglea.

A town wiped off the map.
A family shot on the streets.
Children made into my experiements.
Weapons of destruction rebuilt and remade to massacre thousands.
Locations glassed for my amusement.
Something of that nature blurred and buried within the depths of my mind.

I drink alot to try and forget the moral consequences that my actions have done in my three years serving with Anglea. To Drink and forget that im STILL in service with their Fleets.
But i doubt ill forget it, and those consequences might catch up to me.


So lets get them off our chests captains of the Sky!
What great attrocity have you done in the service of a faction?
Share it with us over a bottle of fatal alchohol!

Carn:
"Hold on a second,"

*Pulls out service record*

"Butchered an entire Firnfield military base,
Conducted behind the lines fighting against Yesha,
Set fire to a Chaladonian forest,
Absconded with all the alcohol from numerous Baronies establishments,
51 assassinations within Yesha,
Sabotage of the Guild's first air fleet,
Vandalism of the Guild's second air fleet, that was a fun weekend,
Poisoning of an Arashi oasis,
Using a war mech, courtesy of the deep science division,
*Glances at Skymonger*
Defacing of Lord's Leap,
Posing as a diplomat to get close enough to behead a Guild merchant,
Carpeting mines over 2 cities in one night,
Also I punched a Anglean senator.

Skymonger:

--- Quote from: Carn on June 10, 2016, 09:25:05 pm ---"Using a war mech, courtesy of the deep science division,
*Glances at Skymonger*
Also I punched a Anglean senator.

--- End quote ---

Oh....so THATS where one of my toys went...not cool man. I made that specifically for cleaning up all the industrial waste my lab makes.
I recall a paper clipping about a giant metal man on a rampage through a guild warehouse district and had like...half the guards trying to pin you to the ground.
Funniest shit i read in a while, thought it was a joke.


...y know, after that little stunt, Anglea put a quarter of the home guard and  a quarter of the Fleet on a witch hunt after you. Granted, the guy was an asshole that wanted to disband most of our armies in the name of "peace"
But damn it carn! I couldnt sleep for a week! You owe me a drink for that.

The Mann:
Defeated a Yeshan Warlord

Punched an Anglean Harbinger in the face and threw them off my ship.

Eliminated an Arashi Warparty.

Developed a corrosive fertiliser which disintegreated half of Chaladons fields.

Masterminded the first mutiney against the Fjordland King.

Wanted for acts of terror for 210 destroyed Galleons.

Sold false gemstones to the mercantiles at exponential rates.

And 5 kill on site contracts for the deaths of thousands of crew on board the following super vessels.
1 Carrier
2 Titans
4 Dedalo's
1 Vanquisher
And 2 Ravagers

Carn:
"Hey! My superior officer showed me the mech, told me to get in, and perform field tests.  Course, he was executed a year later for treason......."

*Looks through record*
"Also punched at least 1 diplomat from every faction, and at least 50 bureaucrats from each faction."

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