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War Crimes.
ShadedExalt:
Science.
C r o w:
''Many angleans here huh? What so special about this tavern anyway?
Wait...
--- Quote from: Carn on June 10, 2016, 09:25:05 pm ---"Absconded with all the alcohol from numerous Baronies establishments
--- End quote ---
...so it was you that asshole that left our garrison without an drop of booze!
I don't know whether to thank you for helping us succesfully uncovering a spy beacuse we were sober, or to tell to go fuck yourself for making my men use thier brains for once.''
*blankly looks out of a window*
''By the gods, you all make my cruel acts look like nothing!''
*looks at various scrapings on his bracer*
''I only got 47 villages burnt to the ground. Comparing to you, I'm innocent as a baby!''
Carn:
"47? I have that in Firnfield alone. Oh, I suppose I should mention an act not on my official record. There is a certain Guildsman who has a grudge against me after a masquerade ball, a hot pink Squid, and a lovely young woman with a temper."
Skymonger:
Guildsman?
Ehheheheheheheheheh...nooo...it wasnt a guildsman you dog. It was a yeshan. Specifically you stole the third daughter of the Baronies royal family who was getting married to a Yeshan prince.
No one could figure out who kidnapped the Bride and the political tension was THICK that day. Infact, it got so bad, Anglea had to step in and keep both sides from igniting another war in Firnfeld.
It was one of the rarest sights to see Anglean walkers and landships threatening Yeshan Mecha samurai and Baronies Steam knights from slicing each other up.
...but yeah....that aint a crime. That requires a medal.
...you uhh..did the deed right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe....
Oh...speaking of deeds, there was at one point in time where i had the deed to a large plot of land out near yesha. Goverment officials from yesha felt that it wasnt prudent of me to own such a large plot of land for nothing but my amusement In testing weapons dug up from Anglea.
I tried to persuade them with money, Anglean backing, and documents, but they were too subborn to listen.
So i Vaporized them.
Or...more specifically brought to life an Ancient warrior used in the last stages of the great war that...may have set a quarter of the planet in nuclear flames.
They look like this.
And they may have done this...
...needless to say, The wastes still grows and people still get sick traversing it by land.
Oh by the way, that ancient warrior sleeps in Huskarrs Lab. Lets not wake him now.
He might render another civilization extinct.
The Mann:
I once stole a mobula with a princess on it.
I asked her to put on a seatbelt. She declined as I threw three kegs of moonshine on all the engines.
I now have a ban from Fiordland Airspace.
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