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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2016, 03:52:33 pm »
And Poland drowns itself in it's own social fucking stupidity. Oh hey, we'll handle you 500 PLN per the OTHER kid, let us only fucking kill the small business and game industry.*


*Kein Panik, corpos like CD Projekt Red and Techland will likely survive, but every fucking smaller Polish studio is going to have hard time, if what these dipshits want is being put in motion.


My life is funny one: I started as a sincere patriot, then I saw people who are calling themselves "patriots" - that they were a turnoff is to say the least.
Then I turned into an anarchist. But one day I sat down, look on it with cold eye, and saw the naivety of this particular notion.
Here I am today. Nihilistic and misanthropic.

Odi Profanum Vulgus.
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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2016, 04:09:24 pm »
  Nihilistic and misanthropic.
Being nihilistic is a bit too radical, but being misanthropic is common among people that are not happy with how the current society works, I'm quite the misanthropist too,  I follow a motto of Rome when meeting people in general.
"Pensa male, non te sbagli mai", meaning "Think badly (of people), you can never go wrong" and if you go, well, it means you found a person that is not bad, I actually loomed in this forum as a guest for quite some time, and by reading the discussions, I deemed many of you nice people, that's why I signed in and started talking to y'all.
I can have occasional moments of philanthropy, but they are limited to few kind of people...
The average Italian is a propaganda-drunk, close-minded, dishonesty-thinking twat (this word doesn't even sound like a swear!).
The youth only thinks about getting drunk Saturday night, about taking drugs, football, sex, football, drugs and football.
Did I already mention how they are obsessed with football?
Really, people these days lack common sense, that's what makes reasonable people become misanthropes.

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2016, 04:10:23 pm »
Damn, it's depressing being a reasonable person...
Let's go spew some nonsense in the pit!

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2016, 04:40:20 pm »
Gasoline would be better, if there are people in said pit.

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2016, 05:03:10 pm »
ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2016, 05:04:26 pm »
Gasoline would be better, if there are people in said pit.
And I ended up making a relatively serious post in the Lounge instead

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2016, 05:34:25 pm »
Um...
how about we all kindly calm down...
Please...



JUST CALM DOWN GUYS!!!



Please, think of the children,

Every time we shout, a novice gets loch-mined in the face, together we can end this

Offline Hoja Lateralus

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2016, 06:23:12 pm »
Poland has no problems with immigrants** whatsoever, only people who come to Poland are:
a) vietnameese peeps that work hard and asimilate very well (they speak polish and their children usually have typically polish names like Tomasz or Bożena and they also speak good polish and go to regular schools), they usually start their buisiness with asian food restaurants or selling clothing and some clothing-related things.
b) a bit of darker faces*, usually starting their own buisinesses in kebab booths, some Turks and Georgians I think, and they speak polish well enough to take your order and have casual conversation, they are not known to cause any problems
c) Ukrainians that are escaping from the war and other shitty things in their country and either work in a grey market area or are studying on our universities. They are more-or-less close to us culturally, the language is similar and most of them learn/know polish I think. At least the ones I see at the university.

And our current government's statement is more or less: "We can help financially but we don't want people to come to our country (and if we REALLY HAVE TO accept some immigrants let there be christians)". Of course one can argue how realistic this kind of thinking is, but still, this is their opinion on the matter. Actually some Germans on the forum point Poland as bastion of normality in Europe and Merkel's (a.k.a. "stupid blonde") popularity drops after Cologne incidents.

Also, Schwalbe, people probably don't know how much 500PLN is worth, so to be understood let's better say that it's 110-115 euro while polish minimum wage is 415 euro (300-305 euro after taxes and shit). Actually some non-Poles that I approached in the UK believed that we actually have the euro, God forbid!

**people that come aren't refugees, they stop being refugees after they leave first safe country that accepted them, so in this case Turkey or Italy or Greece.

*inb4 "omg so politically incorrect you are literally Hitler"

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2016, 06:36:46 pm »
By what you say, I can say that the outsiders that come to Poland aren't neither refugees not "REAL" immigrants, by today's standard, but are just honest people that are looking for a job, and THAT is when outsiders turn out useful to a country.
God have mercy on you if you ever decide to assume euros as national currency!
All the fuckers in Europe that still have their own currency are standing in a situation more stable than in the countries where euro is used.

Um...
how about we all kindly calm down...
Please...



JUST CALM DOWN GUYS!!!



Please, think of the children,

Every time we shout, a novice gets loch-mined in the face, together we can end this
AND THEN, WE SHALL SING, YELL AND SHOUT, SO THAT THEY MAY LEARN HOW TO DODGE MINES! WE SHALL TEACH THEM THAT HERE THERE IS NO CHILL!
WE SHALL OVERWHELM THEM AND LEAVE NO NOVICE ALIVE! AS THERE WILL BE NO STANDING NOVICE, BUT PLAYERS THAT HAD LEARNED THE BASICS OF GOIO: MINE OR BE MINED!

Offline Lu Lu

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2016, 08:42:43 pm »
hey crow, do you feel that?

that's your sins crawling on your back...

no...?

well then here's a better question,

do you want to have a bad time?

cuz, if you shout one more time...

i'll be forced to retaliate...

i will bring a munker...

i will bring lochnagar...

i will mine you senseless...

and i will laugh...

its a beautiful day outside...

hwacha's are firing...

noob's are piloting...

on days like this...

captains like you...

should be loch flaked in the face...



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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2016, 12:12:52 am »
YAAARR HAAARR


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Please think of the children

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Offline C r o w

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2016, 03:02:05 am »
hey crow, do you feel that?

that's your sins crawling on your back...

no...?

well then here's a better question,

do you want to have a bad time?

cuz, if you shout one more time...

i'll be forced to retaliate...

i will bring a munker...

i will bring lochnagar...

i will mine you senseless...

and i will laugh...

its a beautiful day outside...

hwacha's are firing...

noob's are piloting...

on days like this...

captains like you...

should be loch flaked in the face...




I'm sorry human, Luharis, it was nice to meet you

*Unsheathes great saber*
 
*slashes and destroys the EXIT GAME button*

*Bergentrückung starts playing*
« Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 03:04:10 am by Crow of Cainhurst »

Offline Lu Lu

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2016, 03:32:09 am »
The First Human, Luharis, appeared

The music turns to pure despair


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRdBmveWfrU

You're not in control...

You never were...

Now would you so kindly die?

(slash)


Infinite damage dealt to Crow of Cainhurst

Crow's determination is broken!

Crow calls for help, but nobody came...
« Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 03:34:12 am by LuharisXD »

Offline C r o w

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2016, 04:22:36 am »

You're not in control...

You never were...


You can reset this all, be a good child and put everything back together

*Crow opens save folder and points his mouse on the "delete" button*

Don't make me do this,

GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM, MY CHILD
« Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 04:24:27 am by Crow of Cainhurst »

Offline Lu Lu

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Re: What' worse than a crewman that leaves? A Captain that leaves
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2016, 06:09:17 am »
Ha, you think you've won, don't ya?

Lets not forget what your about to do...

You'll erase the save file...

You'll kill everything in one click...

You'll be worse than I ever will...

Nice job...

Partner...



He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not

become a monster