Author Topic: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"  (Read 6935 times)

Offline Schwalbe

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I wanted to start the thread with the question: "have you ever met THAT guy yelling 'ready up' all over the lobby?".
Then I realised futility of such question - we all do meet such an asshole every single play.

We all know, that this is just plain rude.

Hence an idea: let's make a vault, to which we'll be putting all the insults - the more elaborate/hilarious/brutal/obscene/wrong the better - to answer such pathetic requests.


Let me start with my new invention, that just came to my mind:

" For saying 'Ready up', you should be bend over a knee, with your bloody knickers down, and have yer arse spanked so hard, it turns so red, Mao Zedong calls it 'comrade' "

Offline Hoja Lateralus

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2016, 05:57:34 pm »
-But, Schwalbe what about community sta...


Offline Schwalbe

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2016, 04:02:32 am »
-But, Schwalbe what about community sta...








Noob: Ready up!
2: I'm sorry, did you say "I'll go kill myself?"
Noob: READY UP
2: ...I'm positive you've just said "I'll go kill myself"
Noob: READY UUUUP!!!
2: You don't have to do it, there are plenty things to live for...

Offline Cheesy Crackers

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2016, 08:23:51 am »
My good man, here in the Icarus community we ready DOWN. We're in airships for god's sake, there's no more "up" to ready for.

Offline Lu Lu

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2016, 08:29:24 am »
Buffed Balloon, hydro, stamina, mobula.

You were saying?

Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2016, 04:21:22 pm »
Look, if you want to die faster from not being ready, go ahead.

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2016, 05:44:01 pm »
When I hear such people, I do as I always have done.
Press add time and type into chat:
"Sorry I hit the wrong button, missed ready and hit add time."
or
"I heard ready up, so I added time."

Reactions to this can be absolutely hilarious.

Offline ZnC

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2016, 04:15:38 pm »
After hearing many versions from Kamoba, I think the funniest was: "Someone said ready up so I accidentally pressed the Add Time button."

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2016, 07:48:54 pm »
When I hear such people, I do as I always have done.
Press add time and type into chat:
"Sorry I hit the wrong button, missed ready and hit add time."
or
"I heard ready up, so I added time."

Reactions to this can be absolutely hilarious.

Yeah that's getting a salute.

Offline Hypnopotamus Rex

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2016, 07:24:58 am »
"Every time you say Ready Up, the devs postpone Alliance by another month."

Offline Skymonger

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2016, 02:53:03 pm »
"Ready up"

No.

"READY UP"

No.

"READY UP NOOB"

Bitch are you in that much of a rush to die?
I'm a lvl 20 pilot and your captain is a lvl 2 gunner!
I WILL ram your ass so hard this pyra is going out of your nose you brainless fuck!

"Don't care. Ready up"

No.

Offline Arturo Sanchez

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2016, 06:28:28 pm »
*add time.

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Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2016, 02:49:09 am »
You skipped your meds today son?