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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Schwalbe on January 13, 2016, 05:54:59 pm

Title: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Schwalbe on January 13, 2016, 05:54:59 pm
I wanted to start the thread with the question: "have you ever met THAT guy yelling 'ready up' all over the lobby?".
Then I realised futility of such question - we all do meet such an asshole every single play.

We all know, that this is just plain rude.

Hence an idea: let's make a vault, to which we'll be putting all the insults - the more elaborate/hilarious/brutal/obscene/wrong the better - to answer such pathetic requests.


Let me start with my new invention, that just came to my mind:

" For saying 'Ready up', you should be bend over a knee, with your bloody knickers down, and have yer arse spanked so hard, it turns so red, Mao Zedong calls it 'comrade' "
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on January 13, 2016, 05:57:34 pm
-But, Schwalbe what about community sta...

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Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Schwalbe on January 17, 2016, 04:02:32 am
-But, Schwalbe what about community sta...

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Noob: Ready up!
2: I'm sorry, did you say "I'll go kill myself?"
Noob: READY UP
2: ...I'm positive you've just said "I'll go kill myself"
Noob: READY UUUUP!!!
2: You don't have to do it, there are plenty things to live for...
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on March 23, 2016, 08:23:51 am
My good man, here in the Icarus community we ready DOWN. We're in airships for god's sake, there's no more "up" to ready for.
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Lu Lu on March 23, 2016, 08:29:24 am
Buffed Balloon, hydro, stamina, mobula.

You were saying?
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 26, 2016, 04:21:22 pm
Look, if you want to die faster from not being ready, go ahead.
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Kamoba on March 26, 2016, 05:44:01 pm
When I hear such people, I do as I always have done.
Press add time and type into chat:
"Sorry I hit the wrong button, missed ready and hit add time."
or
"I heard ready up, so I added time."

Reactions to this can be absolutely hilarious.
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: ZnC on March 27, 2016, 04:15:38 pm
After hearing many versions from Kamoba, I think the funniest was: "Someone said ready up so I accidentally pressed the Add Time button."
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Piemanlives on March 27, 2016, 07:48:54 pm
When I hear such people, I do as I always have done.
Press add time and type into chat:
"Sorry I hit the wrong button, missed ready and hit add time."
or
"I heard ready up, so I added time."

Reactions to this can be absolutely hilarious.

Yeah that's getting a salute.
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Hypnopotamus Rex on March 28, 2016, 07:24:58 am
"Every time you say Ready Up, the devs postpone Alliance by another month."
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Skymonger on May 01, 2016, 02:53:03 pm
"Ready up"

No.

"READY UP"

No.

"READY UP NOOB"

Bitch are you in that much of a rush to die?
I'm a lvl 20 pilot and your captain is a lvl 2 gunner!
I WILL ram your ass so hard this pyra is going out of your nose you brainless fuck!

"Don't care. Ready up"

No.
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on May 02, 2016, 06:28:28 pm
*add time.
Title: Re: Post an appropriate answer to scrub yelling "RDY UP, RDY UP NAW"
Post by: Coldcurse on June 15, 2016, 02:49:09 am
You skipped your meds today son?