So your gonna need a Flux converter (I have a spare one in my lab), some Lysene tears form Estana, a galleon and 3 squids. Oh and youre also gonna need a 3.0Ghz processor.
ok so let the Galleon's engines run on moonshine permanentely (replace the copper and only the copper tubes with tin tubes and the engines should be fine). Attach teh processor to the converter and mount it on the galleons helm. Let the squids circle the galleon counter clockwise, while useing the tears as fuel (the squids not the galleon). Ok so go full speed with the galleon direction north north west for fifteen minutes then turn on the converter (setting 2) for a minute then go full stop. Time should be unstopped now.
Any questions? do you need an explanitation of the science?