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Offline MightyKeb

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #225 on: March 02, 2015, 01:34:59 pm »

Edit: Fingering rude innuendos in 3... 2... 1...

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #226 on: March 06, 2015, 07:46:47 am »

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #227 on: March 06, 2015, 07:58:12 am »
I won a 2v2 against 2 galleons as a squid 5-0 while having such a bad connection that every manouver I made lagged by 2-3 full seconds

it was horrifying ;-;

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #228 on: March 13, 2015, 10:09:48 am »
Whoa, this thread's been dead for a while. Excuse my doublepost, but


Some WoD captain was in our lobby, I took squid, had a junker ally, against his lumber-mino galleon and his hwacha galleon ally. He switched to hwacha-gat-mortar spire at the last second

The first few minutes of the match was me miserably harrassing and weaving by him while our junker ally takes his time to kill the galleon, then just as they get a 4-0 score, the spire goes down low for me, I pop him and kill him, we focus down the galleon but spire reaches us before we can kill it, and then we focus the spire back, finish off the galleon, fly to their spawn, focus the spire again, finish off the galleon again and win an awesome 5-4 comeback.


Oh, oh, and did I mention we focused down the spire and finished off the galleon?  :P :P
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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #229 on: March 13, 2015, 10:24:01 am »
Whoa, this thread's been dead for a while. Excuse my doublepost, but


Some WoD captain was in our lobby, I took squid, had a junker ally, against his lumber-mino galleon and his hwacha galleon ally. He switched to hwacha-gat-mortar spire at the last second

The first few minutes of the match was me miserably harrassing and weaving by him while our junker ally takes his time to kill the galleon, then just as they get a 4-0 score, the spire goes down low for me, I pop him and kill him, we focus down the galleon but spire reaches us before we can kill it, and then we focus the spire back, finish off the galleon, fly to their spawn, focus the spire again, finish off the galleon again and win an awesome 5-4 comeback.


Oh, oh, and did I mention we focused down the spire and finished off the galleon?  :P :P

Been there, done that. Comeback is real.

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #230 on: March 13, 2015, 12:11:56 pm »
Last sunday I got in a lobby with 0 matches pilot and his crew as an ally, against two more-or-less low level players (10? 15?).

My allied captain had no idea what he was doing, what should he do, where is his "stupid ally", what color is his team, and not even whether he won or not at the end, roaming the Duel At Dawn the whole match, somehow luckily avoiding all engagements.

Meanwhile, his "stupid ally" (me and my KNTG Paragnomen) has battled in constant 2v1 situations - wrecking enemy ships down brutally (because blenderfish + chute vent ramms on Duel), ending the match with a result of 5-0 singlehandedly. Oh - my crew. 2 AI engies and FishMyToes as a gunner - rare thing, gunner on blenderfish not running because "OH-MY-GOD-ENGINES-ARE-DAMAMGED". (All hail the Matchmaker).


Edit: To explain my bragging. Screw my levels - I'm a bad captain. When I'm lucky I can escape from 2v1, usually damaged. This was the first time I had the upper hand in 2v1 situation.
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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #231 on: March 13, 2015, 04:45:38 pm »
I survived a 3v1 for fifteen minutes while piloting a spire. Hydrogen and Pheonix Claw all the way!

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #232 on: March 25, 2015, 07:32:06 pm »
Enemy squid ran away in dunes while I was my lumber spire (Full clan AI crew).

I predicted it would circle around to kill me when I directed crew to kill its goldfish teammate. Calculated it will reach us in 10 seconds as soon as it realises his teammate will die from focus fire.

AI clan crew had 10 seconds to kill a target that 1000m away. They did it in 8. Squid is hovering behind us trying to pop. Crew already tanking its puny guns.

I kero reversed to force it into arc. Instead it died from a reverse kero ram. 2 kills in less than 15 seconds.

Offline Arturo Sanchez

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #233 on: April 16, 2015, 08:49:16 pm »
So I needed to capture points as pilot and win as gunner.

So I piloted at the start.

quit at the last 20 secs while parking ship on full repair AI on point.

Left. Rejoined as gunner. And got double class achieve notches.

Offline DJ Logicalia

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #234 on: May 11, 2015, 10:14:46 pm »
I have improved my piloting skills!

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #235 on: May 12, 2015, 01:28:26 am »
I survived a 3v1 for fifteen minutes while piloting a spire. Hydrogen and Pheonix Claw all the way!

I beat their asses in 3.5 minute. Three times. Having AI engineers.

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #236 on: May 12, 2015, 04:04:55 pm »
Teammate's ship all ragequit early on in a 3v3, led the remaining ship of new players to victory in 2v3.  I'm very proud.  ^_^

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #237 on: May 16, 2015, 02:27:00 pm »
18 cp wins in a single day.

7 of them underdog wins.

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #238 on: May 23, 2015, 06:31:01 pm »
I had (maybe one of) the first "Bounty Kill" with Spaceman by killing the GOI art team first.

Only back then the reward was Pocky.

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #239 on: May 24, 2015, 05:17:59 am »
I have improved my piloting skills!
Screenshot or it never happened. 8)