The Bragging Thread

[Lord Dick Tim]

Ha sir!  I throw your "laws" out in the face of my sub-par education and belligerent rhetoric and big words I took from snapple caps!

Psha, laws.  Don't need no stinkin laws.

[Letus]

I have a sunburn that resembles zebra stripes on my left arm!

...
wait I don't think that counts.

[N-Sunderland]

I felt like Chuck Norris with my ramming today.

The enemy captains didn't decide where their ship was pointed. My ramming decided.
Their engineers didn't get to decide how long they survived. My ramming decided.
Their gunners didn't get to choose when to shoot. My ramming decided.
The spectators didn't decide where to look. My ramming decided.

That would be really good if the other team didn't have one useless ship most of the time.

[N-Sunderland]

Looking at my longest win streak, it's probably not very good. 26 matches as an engi. I have a feeling that that's terrible.

[Keon]

I have a sunburn that resembles zebra stripes on my left arm!

...
wait I don't think that counts.

Woah. No pics, no clicks.

[HamsterIV]

I killed a ship with a flair gun. Well technically AstronomyGoon killed it because he pulled the trigger, but I encouraged him from the helm.

I was busy crippling a Pyramidion from with my Hwachafish when a Blenderfish sneaks up behind me and starts popping my balloon. AstronomyGoon shots a flair at the Blenderfish and I kick the throttle into reverse and start sinking. Next thing is know the blenderfish is bouncing on the ground and exploding. My ally was focusing on the Pyramidion and did not contribute to the kill.

[Cheesy Crackers]

One time I went full throttle on a airship... for 5.34 seconds and then everyone was amazed at my piloting skills cuz noone else has ever flown full throttle that long before :O

[Moriarty]

You never go full throttle

[Kestril]

While captianing, I've been told:

"Best squid I've ever flown on."

"OMG. We are the destroyers!"

"No, YOU'RE AWESOME." --After I told my crew that they were awesome.

/Brag

[Sonoskay]

Not much of an accomplishment but...

In a month of playing,  Ive won more than half of the matches i play as a pilot.. I know im no where near a lot of you guys but with the sudden exsplotoin of player populatoin from the TB/jesse cox/angery joe videos i  feel i am one of the better players to come from it.

[Honeybadger]

My face when all of you are Honeybadgering.

[Sonoskay]

I also know every single word to american Pie ( the song)

[PzychoDude]

I'm a grandmaster of the moonshine ramming technique,
I'm a pretty good engineer,
LVL 11 BOOYAH,
I can hit with the merc/gat while im asleep,
also I'm fkin handsome

edit: i'm just awesome in general

[Gambrill]

less than 48 hours played:

level 4 engi
level 4 gunner
level 3 pilot

more wins than losses

almost instantly got a grasp of the game with My captain.. Captain Kuro.  (we are Sky vikings... not pirates) ((because we are THAT awesome))

all my chars look amazing.

and because i'm so awesome i've put myself on the bounty list to see if anyone can take me... special bonus if you beat me with Captain kuro as pilot and 'Dat Aft' as a gunner

[Honeybadger]

less than 48 hours played: