The Bragging Thread

[Surette]

Poking a galleon to death using a spire three times without dying.

Probably wasn't your squid, but in one of the games last night the ship I was on was killed by a squid ram. It was embarrassing.

[Yiski]

I was Zill's captain once. The good old days *sighs*

And I was your engineer. Trial by fire for sure on a galleon as my first engineering endeavors.

And now the student has become the master.

[Captain Roy]

No one has a finer or better waxed moustache than me! 

Mohahaha!

[HamsterIV]

I once tricked an enemy spire into giving me cover from his ally's hwacha. I was flying the "Mo Dakka Dakka Dakka" my Pyramidion on dunes against two hwacha Spires. My Ally had died recently and I was trying to stay alive. My latest maneuver had left one spire beneath me and the other one at a distance. So I start backing up while spraying the spire beneath with my gat/flack front guns. The spire at a distance opens up with his hwacha at the same time the spire beneath me hits helium. The result was the entire hwacha volley striking the spire that used helium. Since I was effectively using one spire as a shield from the other spire, I was able to kill one then the other without taking concentrated fire from both at the same time.

[Lord Dick Tim]

Why does this sound so familiar...  -.-

[Letus Jr.]

I'm the best level 1 Pilot / Lumberjack Gunner!

[Keon]

I'm teh be5t pwnz0r haxz0r d00d n i beetz all de n00b.

[Sgt. Spoon]

I'm teh be5t pwnz0r haxz0r d00d n i beetz all de n00b.

You heard him guys! All your arguments are invalid

[Lord Dick Tim]

Keon has won the internets, I lay down my legion of whales at his feet and await fair judgement for my deeds in this world he has so rightfully conquered.

[Shinkurex]

I fear that Keon is the false prophet taught in Bacon lore, and should be shunned for claiming to win the interwebs....I will not bow to his tyranical rule

[MasX]

In certain maps i fly right thru pipes

[Sgt. Spoon]

I fear that Keon is the false prophet taught in Bacon lore, and should be shunned for claiming to win the interwebs....I will not bow to his tyranical rule

Smite the unbeliever!

All might to Keon, our liberator!

[Lord Dick Tim]

Burn the Bacon, all food shall hence forth be Kosher!

Ziek Keon!

[Piemanlives]

I'm Asian, nuff said.

[N-Sunderland]

Yeah, well I'm Caucasian, which, as the name implies, is like Asian but with more... Actually, no. I'm not going to make that joke.

But I'm Canadian! Paradox and I were going around getting murdered by MNS showing our Canadian fighting spirit today.