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Offline Surette

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2013, 01:28:12 pm »
Poking a galleon to death using a spire three times without dying.
Probably wasn't your squid, but in one of the games last night the ship I was on was killed by a squid ram. It was embarrassing.

Offline Yiski

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2013, 01:37:50 pm »
I was Zill's captain once. The good old days *sighs*

And I was your engineer. Trial by fire for sure on a galleon as my first engineering endeavors.

And now the student has become the master.

Offline Captain Roy

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2013, 09:02:26 am »
No one has a finer or better waxed moustache than me! 

Mohahaha!

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2013, 12:30:57 pm »
I once tricked an enemy spire into giving me cover from his ally's hwacha. I was flying the "Mo Dakka Dakka Dakka" my Pyramidion on dunes against two hwacha Spires. My Ally had died recently and I was trying to stay alive. My latest maneuver had left one spire beneath me and the other one at a distance. So I start backing up while spraying the spire beneath with my gat/flack front guns. The spire at a distance opens up with his hwacha at the same time the spire beneath me hits helium. The result was the entire hwacha volley striking the spire that used helium. Since I was effectively using one spire as a shield from the other spire, I was able to kill one then the other without taking concentrated fire from both at the same time.

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2013, 05:24:56 pm »
Why does this sound so familiar...  -.-

Offline Letus Jr.

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2013, 06:00:22 pm »
I'm the best level 1 Pilot / Lumberjack Gunner!

Offline Keon

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #66 on: April 25, 2013, 11:40:27 am »
I'm teh be5t pwnz0r haxz0r d00d n i beetz all de n00b.

:D

Offline Sgt. Spoon

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2013, 03:28:33 pm »
I'm teh be5t pwnz0r haxz0r d00d n i beetz all de n00b.

:D

You heard him guys! All your arguments are invalid

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #68 on: April 26, 2013, 01:33:25 am »
Keon has won the internets, I lay down my legion of whales at his feet and await fair judgement for my deeds in this world he has so rightfully conquered.

Offline Shinkurex

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #69 on: April 26, 2013, 07:22:15 am »
I fear that Keon is the false prophet taught in Bacon lore, and should be shunned for claiming to win the interwebs....I will not bow to his tyranical rule :P

Offline MasX

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2013, 10:28:52 am »
In certain maps i fly right thru pipes

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #71 on: April 26, 2013, 03:33:01 pm »
I fear that Keon is the false prophet taught in Bacon lore, and should be shunned for claiming to win the interwebs....I will not bow to his tyranical rule :P

Smite the unbeliever!

All might to Keon, our liberator!

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #72 on: April 27, 2013, 02:07:34 am »
Burn the Bacon, all food shall hence forth be Kosher!

Ziek Keon!

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2013, 10:18:44 pm »
I'm Asian, nuff said.

Offline N-Sunderland

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2013, 10:22:45 pm »
Yeah, well I'm Caucasian, which, as the name implies, is like Asian but with more... Actually, no. I'm not going to make that joke.

But I'm Canadian! Paradox and I were going around getting murdered by MNS showing our Canadian fighting spirit today.