Mortals...

[David Dire]

you, yes, you, the non-immortal weaklings.

As you have recently seen, I have decided to unleash my power and show my true form.

Do your best not to anger me, or I'll burn you to a crisp in an instat.


Besides that, who of you shall join my power and make me stronger before I inevitably kill you in an extremely painful way?

[ShadedExalt]

Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

[Carn]

RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

[Indreams]

RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

The thread is in the lounge, so he's the Lounge Lord.

[Carn]

RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

The thread is in the lounge, so he's the Lounge Lord.

His power cometh from the pit my son, he is the pit lord, and he has a timeshare in the lounge

[David Dire]

Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

[Mod Josie]

I heard that something was going down.

[David Dire]

I heard that something was going down.

Ah, a fellow god! Joining me on my Hellish control would be very nice indeed.

[Mod Josie]

I heard that something was going down.

Ah, a fellow god! Joining me on my Hellish control would be very nice indeed.

Pff whatever. I'm going to go get lunch.

[ShadedExalt]

Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

[David Dire]

Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

[ShadedExalt]

Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

I think you're just bluffing.

[David Dire]

Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

I think you're just bluffing.

Oh, he's not bluffing. Although he hasn't taken to bed in quite awhile, so he's probably just really grumpy.

[Carn]

he's bluffing

[David Dire]

he's bluffing

I used the wrong coffee type and he burned an entire civilation to the ground. Not really bluffing.