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Offline MightyKeb

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #210 on: March 24, 2015, 07:37:28 pm »
"I've bought some moonshine, among food supplies and other basic goods with the money, if you'd like to violate your engines."

(gonna go off soon)

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #211 on: March 24, 2015, 07:39:31 pm »
"Superglue?! Are you out of your mind?! That stuff's toxic!"

*Sprinkles some Lochnagar powder on the wound to disinfect it. Adam is clearly not happy with this treatment.*

"Sorry, friend, it was either that or napalm, and I think you'd like to keep most of your body."

*Applies a gauze pad and secures it with a bandage.*

"Just sit still until we land. Have some whisky if you need to deaden the pain."

*Hands Adam a bottle of Scotch.*

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #212 on: March 24, 2015, 07:44:31 pm »
"Moonshine, hand some over.  Koali, superglue isn't toxic to humans, and it was MADE for situations like this (it actually was). Now you guys are going to have to deal with me burning moonshine for a couple of hours straight, i want the engines all functioning, congratulations, these setbacks have regressed me to military sergeant. LETS MOVE IT!!"

The two ships start running moonshine barely out of the docks, shooting past sabia the head to Yao Ling to finish their job

Offline Koali

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #213 on: March 24, 2015, 07:50:41 pm »
It is medically approved, but only for sealing a hole. You asked me to fill a hole, which would involve enough to cause a chemical burn. Aren't we trying to be nice to Adam?

*Pulls out a pair of rubber mallets.*

"Ready!"

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #214 on: March 24, 2015, 07:57:59 pm »
(ehh fair point, seal it then)


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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #215 on: March 24, 2015, 08:01:30 pm »
Lol nope I already bandaged it, and it isn't time to change his dressings yet.

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #216 on: March 24, 2015, 08:05:32 pm »
(you get my point)

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #217 on: March 24, 2015, 08:37:05 pm »
"Uh, Carn? Do you mind switching to Kerosene for a bit? You're dealing damage faster than I can fix it."

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #218 on: March 24, 2015, 08:45:16 pm »
"Fine, i'll switch for a bit."

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #219 on: March 24, 2015, 10:13:11 pm »
Fun fact, that was actually based on a statistic that indicates that Moonshine damages engines faster than an engineer can repair them.

"Are we there yet?"

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #220 on: March 24, 2015, 10:19:04 pm »
"If we can alternate moonshine and kerosene we will be there by morning. After that, we finish the job, get paid, go back to the tavern, then me George at least and heading to Kinforth, i need to pick up my fiance and George has a business deal to work out, i could use some extra crew for that."

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #221 on: March 24, 2015, 10:23:29 pm »
*Whacks both engines.*

"I wonder if I should join you? I might scare off your fiancée, though. Haha!"

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #222 on: March 24, 2015, 10:30:29 pm »
"Highly unlikely, she can outshoot me, she will probably want to hug and squeeze you quite a lot, then when she finds out you have an arsenal in your mouth, well..... she will still want to hug and squeeze you, but she will also want to figure out how you do it then try and see if she can recreate that same ability.  As i've told you guys, sweet and smart."

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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #223 on: March 24, 2015, 10:36:03 pm »
"She sound lovely... Dang, Carn, sounds like you found yourself a keeper! If she's able to figure out my arsenal, she'd be the first to do so."

If it's alright to ask, is she based on a real person? Because if she is, I'm hella jelly.
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Re: RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery
« Reply #224 on: March 24, 2015, 10:42:51 pm »
(yeah no she isn't, just adding flavor to the story)

"Part of the reason i want to see her soon, the other art as i mentioned is that her big sister is my former CO.  And she WILL put a hit out on me if i break her sisters heart."