That Moment When...

[Swallox]

That moment when Paddling vs Gentlemen rolls Northern Fjords and you realise that you'll have to spend at least twenty minutes commentating about the clouds*.

*Cause they'll be the only moving objects on the map.

[Phoebe]

That moment when you are about to mount a gun when an AI gunner mounts it all excited and starts gunning the goldfish down, and you're like,  "This is a little emberassing; I'm now under performance pressure when I kick him off"

[N-Sunderland]

That moment when Paddling vs Gentlemen rolls Northern Fjords and you realise that you'll have to spend at least twenty minutes commentating about the clouds*.

*Cause they'll be the only moving objects on the map.

28 minutes of nothing, and Qwerty was telling his freaking life story. That was unbelievable (but a testament to both teams' patience).

[Phoebe]

That moment when you make your debute in the Cogs playing as a substitute and 6 minutes later you're back in the lobby pondering different games to purchase

[N-Sunderland]

That moment when you make your debute in the Cogs playing as a substitute and 6 minutes later you're back in the lobby pondering different games to purchase

I felt bad for you guys when I saw that match...

[Phoebe]

That moment when you spend 10 years of marriage playing games together just to come to the conclusion that Till death part us counts when you die to a boss in World of Warcraft;- and you resume a divorced single life having much more fun in games you get to pick yourself

[N-Sunderland]

That moment when you realize that 50% of Phoebe's comments talk about her divorce

[Phoebe]

huh?

[N-Sunderland]

Do you want quotes? I can prove it

[Phoebe]

Erm no; I don't want quotes because you once saw anything from me anywhere where I might have mentioned my divorce before; I think your comment makes no sense at all either way

[N-Sunderland]

Look, I was just kidding... No need to get upset about it.

It's just that you've mentioned it on multiple occasions...

[Papa Paradox]

That moment when your balloon pops and you try to hit F3 to get the AI to rebuild, but instead you hit 3, which is Chute Vent (happened to me yesterday).

That moment when your gun blocks right when you're about to finish the other ship off.

That moment when your friendly Spire charges at an enemy Galleon.

That moment when you think you're being carronaded but you actually just left hydrogen on.

That moment when you run up to the balloon to rebuild it, and as soon as you're halfway there the hull breaks.

That moment when...

That moment where you're bringing your galleons broadside to bear and your dick engineer shoots the harpoon on the back of the ship SO I CAN'T TURN. Hahahaha I hate you so much...

[N-Sunderland]

That moment where you're bringing your galleons broadside to bear and your dick engineer shoots the harpoon on the back of the ship SO I CAN'T TURN. Hahahaha I hate you so much...

That moment when you're getting bored by a lack of repairs so you start practicing your harpoon skills and getting everybody on the ship to yell at you

[RearAdmiralZill]

That moment when one of your crewmen tells you "No."

[Helmic]

That moment when one of your crewmen tells you "No."

There will be blood.