That Moment When...

[Piemanlives]

When for a brief moment you are the only one online.

[Nikodemos]

When you sing to group of 15 people in the preparation phase because they insisted you need to sing proper.

[Letus]

You rocket jump an enemy Mobula with a mine, causing it to warp speed into your face and blow up....

[Gryphos]

That moment when you're in a Mobula and a Pyramidion rams you, but it gets destroyed by the collision.

[Gambrill]

That moment when your other half doesn'tt want you playing the game when she hears certain people who are elitest and speak badly to others She's a little over-protective

[Piemanlives]

That moment when you look at your levels, and decide you need to get to level 2 gunner.

[macmacnick]

That moment when your Pyramidion nearly gets killed by a Mobula ram.

[Kitty.Hawk]

That moment when your Pyramidion nearly gets killed by a Mobula ram.

That moment when your mobula ram kills a galleon.

[Gambrill]

That moment when your Pyramidion nearly gets killed by a Mobula ram.

That moment when your mobula ram kills a galleon.

That moment when your  squid ram kills a galleon

[James T. Kirk]

That moment when you type 'G' into the address bar expecting to see 'google.com' and 'gunsoficarus.com/community/forum' shows up instead.

I need help.

[N-Sunderland]

You need help? Why don't you look at the amount of time I've spent on this forum...

[James T. Kirk]

So. I crunched some numbers.

Haven't double checked them, because I'm about to get something to eat, so call me out if I got anything wrong.

So, using public forum statistics and registration dates, I've found the following:
 
I've got 12,305 minutes in 105 days, or about 117 minutes per day,

Sunderland, you've got 53530 minutes in about 220 days, or 243 minutes per day.

That's just over 4 hours a day on the GoI forum.

And I thought my nearly 2 hours a day was bad.

[Piemanlives]

I've ranked 4th on time spent online...

[N-Sunderland]

Also 18 posts per day (if you count the ones that don't show up in forum stats), and just under one topic every two days (doesn't sound like much? Consider that that's an average since February).

Yes, I need help. I probably need another break from this game (last time I took one, it was to play HL2... Bit late to the party there, though then again I was a bit too young for it when it came out, lol).

[Dutch Vanya]

That moment when a ramming pyramidion shatters on your spire.