That Moment When...

[Zenark]

The pyromania of the Cake clan is simultaneously frightening and awe inspiring.

Pyromidion

[Gambrill]

Flameon   (Galleon)
Fire (spire)
Blazer (Junker)
Combustular (mobular)
cant think of others

[Calico Jack]

F*ck you guys, 5 banshee Mobula.

I've said it before - but - you only have 4 crew.

[Plasmarobo]

F*ck you guys, 5 banshee Mobula.

I've said it before - but - you only have 4 crew.

Reload times are a thing. Run to the next gun.

[James T. Kirk]

Nah, you need to keep those greased rounds loaded.

There's one for each crewman and a extra just for good measure.

[Piemanlives]

That moment when you get into a bar fight......... On the forum.

[Keon]

That moment when Kuri changes his name to Amaterasu and then hurts your feeling because you were't informed of his name change and then changes it to Kami and then "informs" you about this and then you see a guy called Amaterasu in game but he isn't on your friends list, so you look it up, and in game he has 3 levels gunner and 1-1 for the others but on the forum Amaterasu has 1-1-1, and then Kami has 3-1-1.

tl;dr Kuri enjoys seeing me suffer.

EDIT: AND NOW THE GAME SHOWS HIM AS 3-1-4.

[N-Sunderland]

Wrong. This is him

https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=18875

[BdrLineAzn]

That moment when you get into a bar fight......... On the forum.

Hehe, now who started it lol

The moment when you look at your social tab in game and see that people have changed their names and don't know who they were originally but they remember you

[Keon]

Wrong. This is him

https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=18875

Yep. I figured it out.

[TimTim LaBaguette]

That moment when someone in game tells you the manticore is better than the lumberjack
That moment when someone in game tells you the junker is a bad ship

[Jawjee]

That moment when you're taking heavy damage and the gunner is repairing stuff while engineers shoot.
That moment when the gunner can't repair stuff because he has a hammer.
That moment when you explode in thousands pieces after being pounded by 2 Manticores.

[Calico Jack]

The moment when your overly confident newish gunner reveals he was skyping with the engineer who joined with him and both of them missed the pre-match lobby chat and have none of the equipment you asked but are in fact going with their own special blend of toolkit/ammo voodoo ー“my incendiary harpoon will break their everything!111!!", "My buff hammer of doom muahahahahahahah!11!"

The moment when the same crew members rage quit because their voodoo mojo(tm) seems to have run out.

[Mill Wilkinson]

That moment when you're taking heavy damage and the gunner is repairing stuff while engineers shoot.

*Twitch* Yeah, this one happened yesterday. Swabbie didn't even listen to us when we asked him to fix stuff, he just sat at the gatling oblivious to everything around him. Fixing a balloon with a wrench isn't my favourite pastime, let me tell you. ><

That moment when you have to hop on as the substitute pilot to a ship with a weird loadout, only having one engineer on board.

[HamsterIV]

That moment when the other team has a ship with 3 gunners (including the captain) and is screaming for every one to ready up because "The best defense is a good offense."
I would have felt bad for the engineer except he was an AI.