That moment when a level 1 engi decides he knows more about Squid-piloting than the pilot. Forget kick buttons, we need a "Hit in head with pipe wrench, throw over side" button.
"Man the rear guns!"
"DON'T man the rear guns, there is a GALLEON right in FRONT of us reloading his BROADSIDES AND SHOOT HIM ALREADY!"
"Man the rear guns!"
"That goldfish is a mile away and packing carronades, and the rear gun is a BANSHEE!"
"Man the rear guns!"
"I'm never piloting again."
*Next match*
"Man the rear guns!"
CURSE MY SHORT MEMORY!