RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[ShadedExalt]

"Well, thast's new.  Also, like I said, the Tartarus almost EXPLODED."

[George Mills]

"Jesus Christ...I want one..."
(I know right, Jesus Christ. Later, maybe tomorrow, we should all have a go at writing lore that fits in the Canon, if you're up for it.)

[Carn]

(time for Corny jokes)

(Carn) "I AM LION MAN" rushes down and destroys remaining land forces

(probably, experimental minerals? oh and we need to keep whale riders a thing)

[George Mills]

(I can see that whale riders could be a thing, but they would need howdahs.)

[Carn]

(What?)

[George Mills]

(Yeah, I was thinking something along those lines, maybe new elements, 115,116,117 maybe)

[Koali]

What no stop we don't have periodic tables those were lost decades ago

[Carn]

(no i mean, what the heck is a howdah?)

[George Mills]

(It won't let me attach it, just google it. Basically a small tent like structure placed on te back of a large animal)

[Carn]

(Ohhh okay, archer towers on elephants?)

[George Mills]

(Similar, yes. Also, here is the link to the topic)
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,5948.new.html#new

[Carn]

having finished off the remaining forces, the green matter inside Carn expires and the bronze on him sloughs off

(Carn) "Well that was fun."

(Ingur) "Your an idiot."

(Carn) "I love you too."

[Koali]

NOW KISS

*Winds the bartender.*

"Well, it's technically 'you're,' and we now have a whole town to rebuild."

[Carn]

(oh haha, sadly carn is in an alley, and ingur is flying the Valkyrie, also yeah wrong grammar, however as they are talking to each other, it sounds right. bwahahahahaha)

(Carn) "Theres only minor damage." burning building collapses behind him

(Ingur) "I saw that, you were saying?"

(Carn) "To me this IS minor damage."

[Koali]

"Somebody hand me a broom."