RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

*Downs the whole mug.*

"Aah, that stuff's pretty good."

*Refills both mugs.*

"I used to be a lightweight until I tried Hellfire, then I realized that nothing was anywhere near as strong."

*Takes a gulp.*

"Mind you, I still weigh next to nothing."

[Carn]

(Ingur) finishes second mug "Hellfire?"

[Koali]

"Yup."

*Picks up a keg and puts it on the table.*

"I found some genuine aged Yiski in the cellar. I knew it wouldn't last forever, so I tried to make my own. I tweaked the recipe a bit and got napalm. That..."

*Indicates a charred mess that vaguely resembles what might once have been a Hellfire keg.*

"... is what's left of the first napalm keg."

*Downs the rest of the tankard and refills both with mead.*

[Carn]

(Ingur) finishes third mug, then refills it with Hellfire "I think I'll have some."

[ShadedExalt]

"DON'T down it in one.  Just... Don't."

[Koali]

*Shushes Shaded.*

"Hold on, let's see what happens."

[Carn]

(Ingur) sniffs drink and as ever when she tries a new drink sips it first ".........Yum!" gulps down half in one go, with only a slight burp

[Koali]

"WHAT. Nobody could do that, not even Yiski himself!"

*Runs off and comes back with a keg of napalm.*

"Try some of this."

[Carn]

(pah please, zill could do that, you finish burning skies? Zill had 3 one night)

(Ingur) "Ehhh no thanks." stumbles around "I think i may have...hic.." falls on top of Carn on the couch

(Carn) "Oooofff," gets up and put her on couch, putting his coat over her, then goes to finish her Hellfire "How much did she drink?"

[Koali]

Zill is Zill. Only a true rear admiral coould do that, and as far as we know they don't exist in this thread.

"She had half a tankard, why?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "And how much mead before that?"

(Ingur) mumbles something about "pretty bullets"

[Koali]

*Koali is too busy pouring a mug of warm milk to listen.*

"Three tankards, sir."

We need to name the bartender.

[Carn]

(you know, i brought that up earlier)

(Carn) "3 tankards of mead, and half one of hellfire, yeah she'll be asleep awhile."

(Ingur) mutters about "pink talking ball"

(Carn) "Im guessing that means you, Koali."

[Koali]

And I finally agree. How about Nestor?

"Not sure if I wanna know what she's thinking. She (and you, for that matter) did seem to think she could outdrink me, though I'm not sure she took into account my many quirks."

"Nestor? I can roll with that, sir."

Holy crap, have you been able to hear me the whole time?

"But of course, sir."

[Carn]

(Carn) "I said you couldn't out drink her in mead, that stuffs like water to her, but she's never heard of hellfire, let alone have anything like it. Anyways" puts on coat and picks up Ingur "Night fellas, Nestor was it? Finally glad you have a name." Carn carries Ingur back to the Valkyrie, which is fairly undamaged. Putting her in the main cabin, he parks the Vessel above the tavern, and hunkers down outside the door for the night