RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

I understand you're the one writing as Ingur, but she's a WOMAN. If you win this argument, you're a legend.

*Peeks out from behind Carn.*

"Yeah, his very own Goldfish with a custom gun by yours truly! The name's Koali!"

*Walks over to Ingur and extends a hand, then reconsiders.*

"... Maybe this isn't the best time."

*Goes and sits next to Shaded.*

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Well then that is, interesting. However, that does not excuse the fact that i thought you were dead you big oaf!"

(Carn) "I got you a new gun, lever action carbine."

(Ingur) "Oh dont think i haven't forgotten about the smuggling, why did you feel you needed to do that?"

(Carn) "Because i wouldn't be able to pay any crew i hired with the amount i had left."

(Ingur) "Well i hoped you got a decent profit if nothing else!" sarcasm speach

(Carn) "Altogether, after buying the carbine, roughly 1500 gold"

(Ingur) "We are not done this converstion. Now what kind of gun would this be?"

[Koali]

"Oh, the custom gun on the Valkyrie? Well, I have a question first. Do you have any tragic fire-related events in your past? I wouldn't want to bring too much back."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Not at all"

[Koali]

"Well, miss, if you and Carn will follow me outside, I can show you."

[Carn]

the two follow Koali

(Ingur) "What is this creature?"

(Carn) "His name is Koali and he calls himself a kirby, beyond that talk to him, i stopped trying to understand."

[Koali]

*There is a small abandoned shack.*

"Now, watch closely."

*Opens mouth and releases twin jets of napalm that annihilate the shack.*

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Well that is impressive, but how does that apply to a ships gun?"

(Carn) "He ate one of the two he made, now he can do that, the other is on my ship."

(Ingur) "He ATE it? What?"

(Carn) "Koali, help me out here."

[Koali]

"Well, I didn't quite eat it. I have some kind of internal armory... I still have no idea how or why. The flamethrower in my mouth has lion heads, and Carn's has dragon heads. The one on his ship, I mean. He doesn't have an internal armory."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "You obviously haven't been around him aftter hes had chaladonian food."

(Carn) "I dont like it, and it doesn't like me, what can i say."

[Koali]

I'm gonna assume it's spicy?

"Well, it's what I made after trying to make Hellfire and ending up with napalm... Friendly bit of advice, never drink napalm. It's, ah, quite strong."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "I'll keep that in mind"

[Koali]

The Hwacha's lion heads are NOT easy to make. I can't quite nail the eyes.

*Turns to show Ingur the Prometheus.*

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna burn you."

*Opens mouth, displaying the Prometheus.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "How about instead of pointing that at her, we just take her to the Valkyrie?"

(Ingur) "I think i like that plan more"

[Koali]

*Claps mouth shut.*

"Good idea, I hadn't thought of that."