RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Carn) "Allright, who wants to have a shooting competition? I've got 50 gold on Ingur."

(Ingur) "Only 50?"

(Carn) "Got to have enough for emergencies."

[George Mills]

(George comes running in)
"Shitshitshitshtishitshit"
George slams the door shut.
"Carn, barricade the windows!"

[Koali]

"SWEET JEEBUS, MAN, WHAT'S OUT THERE?!"

[George Mills]

"We have a large amount of things going on at once, one, there appears to be a group of pirates attacking the town, two, that crazy doctor turned up again, he's got more corpses, and three, I may have accidently dropped a jar of green matter on the massive bronze statue of the lion out there..."

[Koali]

*Rolls eyes.*

"Alright, got any extra green matter?"

I can put that lion on our side, dude!

[Carn]

slamming a table in front of the door, and bringing down the shutter Carn remarks "1, what the bloody hell were you doing with a jar of green. 2, how many corpses did you see? 3, how many ships, and were there any markings on the pirates or there ships?"

(Ingur) "Crazy doctor? AND GREEN MATTER? What the hell are you carrying that stuff for?"

(Carn) "Yeah, i didn't know you had green, you showed me the blue, and you claimed to have a tiny amount of red. AND A FREAKING LION?"

[Koali]

"Guys... I'm indestructible, remember? Hop into my mouth if you wanna live."

[George Mills]

"I was bringing the green matter back here to be safe, then when I noticed the corpses, there are about 30 by the way, I started running back to here, then I got shot at by pirate galleon, and the green matter flew out of my hand and hit the statue!"
George begins barricading the windows.
"I saw at least five galleons, maybe seven squids, and a few pyramideons, there could be more though."
 

[George Mills]

"I am not climbing into you Koali!"

[George Mills]

"My only other bit of green matter is back at my junker!"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "I dont climb into entities i have just met."

(Carn) too busy swearing about the number of ships and undead to do anything else but fortify for about half a minute "Ingur..... did you happen to bring any of the experimental rounds?"

(Ingur) "Are you sure you trust them with those?"

(Carn) "Yes, but its our best chance anyways, i already showed them the clip i had."

(Ingur) muttering about "boys showing off their toys" she distributes clips of red matter bullets

[George Mills]

George runs around in the backgrounds carrying crates of explosives and blue matter.
"Koali, can I borrow your bartender?!"

[Koali]

"Depends. What for?"

[George Mills]

George holds up a rocket launcher and a lump of blue matter.

[Carn]

(Carn) rummaging around in a crate he starts pulling out body armor "So glad i moved some stuff into here, suit up people.  It seems our best will be to fight our way to the docks, George and Koali go for your junker, Ingur and I will go for the Valkyrie."

(Ingur) "I'll drive thank you very much."

(Carn) "Just get me within 50 meters, but no closer then 10."