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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1200 on: May 06, 2015, 11:37:04 am »
and yes i am a homestuck :3

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1201 on: May 06, 2015, 11:59:15 am »
{[AI] Nestor the RP Police} "Sir! I don't mean to offend you or to insult your customs, but please refrain from using the second person when describing your actions! It's terribly difficult to make sense of it, as I am only constructed to compute actions as third person!"

Though I understand second person is integral to Homestuck, I must request that you use third person for Nestor's sake. He's rather advanced, but his tech still has quirks...

Ah, yes, Nestor is the resident clockwork bartender here at the Tavern. Drinks are free and we have just about everything, albeit with a few exceptions.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 12:01:18 pm by Koali »

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1202 on: May 06, 2015, 02:30:55 pm »
You look at the strange robot....Second person narration? What in gods name....you switch to third person.

*switches.*

"There...better? I would like Some cider on the rocks please." *he sat at a bar stool*

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1203 on: May 06, 2015, 03:12:08 pm »
With difficulty Carn manages to get his new contraption aboard Shaded's galleon without removing the tarp. And again, with the aid of Ingur, switches it out to where the Prometheus was. Again, without removing the tarp.

(Carn) "Well now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the terror of the skies!" dramatically sweeps off the tarp, revealing an odd looking triple barreled gun, with two of the barrels on top, and one bellow. There also are slits in these barrels pointing to each other. There are also cords in between them. Mounting this strange gun Carn fires it. Three large mines launch out of the canon, connected in an upside down triangle, hence the barrel positions. Launching the gun two more times Carn expertly places them close together. "I suppose you all know that the Phobos mine launcher can have up to five active mines? And launching a sixth will detonate the earliest one? Well, this one can fire three times, ejecting 9 mines in total before that happens. Watch what happens when I fire a fourth time." firing the weapon a fourth time launches another three connected mines, it also triggers the explosion of the first set. Due to the proximity in which he placed them, all the other mines explode as well. Resulting in a tremendous force. The group then begins to see thick, black clouds appearing where the clusters once were."

(Gunhild) "Are those...... tar clouds?"

(Carn) "Indeed they are Major, I have created the unholy child of a sadistic matrimony. I have created the Deimos Heavy mine launcher, when its mines detonate, they leave a tar cloud."

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1204 on: May 06, 2015, 03:32:37 pm »
*Shaded stares.*

"It's... It's so beautiful."

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1205 on: May 06, 2015, 03:45:46 pm »
(Carn) "Now, imagine two of these on one side of a galleon, and a Tartarus and a Heavy flak on the other, with a merc up top."

(Gunhild) "Captain, this is wonderful."

(Ingur) "I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a ship like that."

(Gunhild) "Agreed."

(Carn) "The unholy spawn of mines and tar, I believe I've created a new hell for engineers."

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1206 on: May 06, 2015, 04:10:07 pm »
"...Y'know, you could replace the tar with a gas, and then have the Prometheus fire at it..."

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1207 on: May 06, 2015, 04:14:24 pm »
(Carn) "Uhh that would make the gas explode while the mines go off. Bigger boom, but no burn. Besides, the tar stays there for a few minutes, instead of a flaming cloud that would last all of 2 seconds. In any event, I had tar to work with, not gas."

(Ingur) "Except when you eat chaladonian."

(Carn) gives his fiance a deadpan stare

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1208 on: May 06, 2015, 05:55:32 pm »
"Wow... Dang, Carn!"

~Meanwhile at the Tavern...~

{[AI] Master Bartender Elite Nestor} "Much better, sir, thank you."

*Pours Spades a glass of cider, with ice.*

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1209 on: May 06, 2015, 06:06:14 pm »
(ok I have no clue what a Homestruck is, but that piano piece was quite good)

(Ingur) "Sadistic and unholy child of mines and tar, a slightly melodramatic description, but an apt one."

(Gunhild) sips some whiskey from a hip flask "We all know he has a flare for melodramatics."

(Carn) "Hey, I think I earned the right to be melodramatic for that." looks to Shaded "When should those shipments arrive? Your not going to be able to get that cutlass until I can make some more hemovibrium."

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1210 on: May 06, 2015, 06:43:02 pm »
"Carn, I can hear your lack of punctuation. You're going to kill me with that someday."

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1211 on: May 06, 2015, 06:54:52 pm »
(Aaannnnnnd Koali breaks the fourth wall, again.)

(Carn) "Huh? What are you talking about man? Anyways, we should probably be heading back soon."

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1212 on: May 06, 2015, 06:57:56 pm »
Fourth wall? You mean that pile of rubble? :D

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1213 on: May 07, 2015, 11:40:39 am »
I... I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!

"Soon, my good man.  They had to use Galleons, you know how it is."

Ooh... LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO HOMESTUCK: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

let it consume your soul

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Re: RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)
« Reply #1214 on: May 07, 2015, 02:10:38 pm »
"Why thank you my good nestor." You take the glass and sip on the smooth elixer..

Then you hear a explosion.

KRACKABOOM

You turn abruptly to see your airship..and all its important reasearch...is on fire.

"Oh god no..." you run out of the tavern toward your now burning goldfish.

HOMESTUCK MUTHAFUCKAS