RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[ShadedExalt]

That's fine by me.

"That's nice... Very nice.  Little fat around the middle to hold that many large calibre rounds... Is it durable enough to hit things with?"

[Carn]

(Carn) grabs the pistol and going ouside, grabs a chunk of granite, then proceeds to crack it in half with a pistol whip "I'd say so."

(Gunhild) "Its the latest model, new super condensed alloy or something. A tad wide yes, but it has monstrous stopping power, and fires pretty quickly."

(Carn) attaches the holster to his left hip then holsters his new pistol, then goes back to the badge "I got lucky that day, and you were in time." looks back over at the others "None of you are curious?"

(Gunhild) looks to Koali "We already had his dimensions, so we brought a dress uniform for him. And yes, it has a nice hat."

[ShadedExalt]

".40 you say?  That has a good damn bit of punch, yup."

[Koali]

"Why are we having a gun contest?"

*Opens mouth and polishes the nose of one of the Prometheus's lion heads.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Nobody is interested in how I got this badge? Eh screw it, I'm going to test this thing out."

(Ingur) coming back over "He can get sulky when people ignore his stories. To be fair, that one," pointing to the medal "is really good. Of course, I almost killed him myself when I found out what he did. But that was an emotional response"

(Gunhild) "You wouldn't believe the flak he got from the brass for it."

(Engie #1) "Wait, a minute. THAT was Carn Cleardeck?!"

(Engie #2) "How many ships did he rip through?"

(Engie #3) "Official reports confirm 3, but some say 7 and others up 14."

(Engie #2) "No way it was that many."

(Gunhild) "It was 5. I was there, but the brass couldn't confirm 2 of them."

[ShadedExalt]

"Oh I can guess.  Boarded and slaughtered 5 ships?"

[Koali]

"Did he do his 'spinning axe can opener blade wheel tornado of doom' thing?"

[Carn]

(Gunhild) "Well, he jumped onto the first one while I was burning moonshine at full speed on a squid, then yeah he slaughtered the crew, but then he piloted it into another ship, jumped to that one, and well you get the picture. What was crazier was this was in a blizzard that had lightning. After the fifth ship, he jumped back onto the squid."

they begin to here the pistol firing

(Ingur) sticking her fingers in her ears "You'd think they'd muffle that a bit!"

[Koali]

"How? I've seen historical examples of suppressed guns, but these are revolvers! Slapping a suppressor on the barrel won't do anything since the exhaust gases can come out from the joint between the cylinder and the barrel. If I were you I'd ask George for a pair of earmuffs."

[Carn]

(Carn) walks back in "Well its pretty accurate and has a good rate of fire, all things considered" reloads then gets a gleam in his eyes "Hey Koali, mind setting up a shooting mixed with an obstacle course? Like the one in the basement with the spinning metal arms?"

(Gunhild) "It is a good gun, I'll agree. Not so good for quiet jobs, but it'll punch through any body armor out there."

[ShadedExalt]

"I've never really had an issue with armor.  The .454 round was used primarily to kill large predatory mammals like bears, so...  And I go for headshots, anyway."

*Holds out hand and makes a gesture indicating to hand him the gun.*

[Koali]

"I'm pretty sure the guy who set up the assault course already built what you're looking for."

I don't even remember who that was... Was it Shaded?

[Carn]

(Carn) "I'm only average accuracy with pistols Shaded. Besides, headshots aren't easy even for a dead eye when both the shooter and target are moving around. Anyways I think your right Koali, if you people would be so kind as to follow me." walks out to the combat course then draws the pistol with his left and Bloodsong with his right. calming himself for a few seconds he launches into the course shooting targets in their center of mass, and hacking at any that get to close, after 2 minutes the targets are officially dead "Well that was fun."

(Gunhild) "How your able to actually hit anything with the way you move is a wonder."

(Carn) "Still haven't figured out drunken axe Major?" (for the record Carn has developed his own style which is similar to drunken kung fu, only he uses his axe)

[ShadedExalt]

"That's like the drunken fist, right?"

*Steps up to the course and sets my feet shoulder width apart.  I mouth '1... 2... 3...' before whipping out my pistol and firing three times in quick succession, blowing the stuffed heads of three seperate dummies into fluffy peices.*

"And by the way... It's not a problem if you kill them before they can move."

[Carn]

(Gunhild) "Military training, go for the center of mass. Even if you don't kill them, that still removes them, and another enemy out of the fight."

(Carn) "It's similar yeah, its actually quite effective on a ship deck. Given my size, most people think I'm an easy one to hit. Drunken axe, throws that guess right over the rails."

(Gunhild) pulls a lever and resets the course "My turn."