RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Gunhild) "Slightly more sophisticated then that, but that's one way of putting it."

(Carn) goes back to his rum "Care to try Major?"

(Gunhild) "No. Last time the unit tried, everyone except you ended in the infirmary. Besides, I have to fly back and I want a clear head for that."

(Ingur) sighing "So what do you want me to do?"

(Carn) "Wait what?"

(Gunhild) smirking "We made a bet. She thought you were dead, I was sure you weren't. The bet stated the victor gets the loser to do a full day of training that the victor decides on."

(Carn) "Well then.....try to keep her in one piece will you."

(Ingur) "Carn! Do something!"

(Carn) "Against a superior officer? They'll rite me up on insubordination, plus its your sister. Anyways you made the bet," giving her a slight glare "which revolved on whether or not I was dead, and you thought I was."

(Ingur) blushing with anger she goes back to her mead

(Gunhild) "You do realize she's going to get you for that right?"

(Carn) "This is one of the few chances to score any solid points. I know I'll pay dearly, but its worth it."

[ShadedExalt]

"Oh I was serious about the episodes... Although that nightshade is rather a doozy..."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Well anyways, thanks for the gold."

(Gunhild) "Hmmm, I'm thinking mud crawls and the wall at the very least."

(Carn) wincing "Look, I'm asking this nicely, go easy on her."

[ShadedExalt]

*Shaded smirks.*

"You needed it more than me anyway."

[Carn]

(Carn) "I'm not going to argue that." turning to Gunhild "So I am on the payroll right?"

(Gunhild) "Basic Captain's pay grade, however it will be automatically transferred to your account in Kinforth."

(Carn) shrugging "Well that's something at least, more then I was making as a sergeant." looking back to Shaded "Oh I wouldn't recommend drinking anymore of the rum, also avoid cabbages and shrimp for a week or so. What I gave you to wake you up can have.....unpleasant side effects if mingled with those."     

[ShadedExalt]

"You kidding?  I fricken' LOVE shrimp!"

[Carn]

(Carn) giving him a deadpan stare "It's one week, but if you want to risk dehydration due to projectile vomiting and severe diarrhea, then by all means."

(Gunhild) "WHAT is in that stuff?!?!"

(Carn) sips mug "You don't wanna know, lets just say that it excites your bio-rhythms but it acts violently with cabbages and shrimp."

[ShadedExalt]

"Could I have a vial?  It'd be interesting to see why..."

*Mad scientist gleam*

[Carn]

(Carn) "I only have the one, trust me YOU DO NOT want to know the contents." sadly he see's the gleam in Shaded's eye and relents "Ugh fine, its sky whale feces mixed with moss."

[Koali]

"Ok, hold it, two things. 1) Shaded, you'd be hard-pressed to find shrimp around here, and 2) CARN HOW THE [expletive deleted]ING [expletive deleted] DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND SKYWHALE [expletive deleted]?!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "There's a certain area out in the Burren that they frequent. Hey, he asked. Oh your going to want to rinse your mouth."

[Koali]

*Pauses from brushing his teeth with soap.*

"Hmm?"

[George Mills]

George takes off his fluffy pink headphones, notices Gunhild and is about to put them back on when George notices that she isn't yelling.
"What's going on?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "1 why where you wearing earmuffs, and 2 why do you own fluffy pink earmuffs?"

(Gunhild) "Ok, I'm getting tired of explaining this. Carn has a job, and is now a Captain in the Anglean Military."

(Carn) "Koali, I meant Shaded should rinse his mouth, not you."

[ShadedExalt]

"Oddly liquid for feces and moss..."

*Rinses mouth with industrial grade mouthwash and spits into an empty rum mug.*