Things that have NEVER EVER been said!

[Alexander MV]

"Im going to take full responsibility for my actions which resulted in our loss, instead of blaming my incompetence on our crew or team!"

[Indreams]

"I don't blame Shink"

[Squidslinger Gilder]

"Fly us closer we are outside of field gun range."

Nope, I've said that before.
We were on 2v2 dunes. Our fresh player captain parked a sniper Spire 2000m away from the battle, on the top left corner.
Our ally died five times. The captain blamed them for the loss.

Well they charged. If they don't want to work with a sniper boat, they can die in 2v1. I used to do this more when working on achievements back when achievements = level up. Usually more in 3v3 so it wouldn't be totally lopsided. Park my boat and try for those insane 2k+ kills. Few times people would yell at me, other times just rage quit or fly close to me. Took awhile before people started premade farming achievements. No other way to get them. All I'd say was...don't like it? feedback@musegames.com and tell them to get rid of the dumb achievements.

[DrTentacles]

"I hope i get match made against the full Rydr first team."

"Burst Carronade OP."

"Impact bumpers are so meta."

I have said the first one before. Mostly when I'm getting bored of Pubstomps, and want a tense battle where the intensity isn't rooted in the fear that my allies or crew will do something stupid. I've lost far more than I won, but I walk away feeling like I'm pushing myself to the limit. Which can be fun.

On-Topic:

"If we had more junkers, we would have won that Crazy King match."

[RethBurn]

"MUSE has ruined this game by buffing the flare-gun, Lochnagar is way too powerful on it"

"Looks like Howard has picked something other than a Spire to fly."

"This game should have an in-game currency that you can buy for real money."

[Replaceable]

Fun fact mobulas are strong vs. blenders, once popped they can drop under arcs.

Provided they don't have chute vent...

[Kamoba]

"This game is great if you want to play as the lone wolf!"

"Best fire fighter simulator ever!" #Jacobsreviewftw.

[Alexander MV]

"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"

[Indreams]

"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"

"'Metacritc' convinced me to get GOIO."

[Kamoba]

"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"

"'Metacritc' convinced me to get GOIO."

"Metacritic was right."

[Indreams]

"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"

"'Metacritc' convinced me to get GOIO."

"Metacritic was right."

Although, actually, the outstanding user review of 82 positive against 5 mixed, 2 negative on meteoritic is pretty convincing.
Metacritic scores GOIO at 64 from 7 critic reviews from 2012. That's like judging current Minecraft from the critics in its alpha/beta stage.

[Alexander MV]

"Look! Over there! A skywhale!"

[David Dire]

"Look! Over there! A skywhale!"

Wrong thread, I think you meant to post in the "things everyone who has ever played this game said" thread.

[Alexander MV]

"Those fucking Community Ambassadors are such assholes!"

[Kamoba]

"Those fucking Community Ambassadors are such assholes!"

Said more commonly than it should be, normally by a CoD part time player who's been told to mind their language or some such