Things that have NEVER EVER been said!

[Alexander MV]

[Alexander MV]

"Lets ram the Galleon!"

[Alexander MV]

"Another win, thanks to our Lochnager Shot!"

[Kamoba]

"Another win, thanks to our Lochnager Shot!"

"Lets ram the Galleon!"

You've not flown a merc-heavy flak spire right until the Loch shot wins every round, so it is said a lot

Ramming Galleons seems to be an all too common thing in pub matches... Something that should not be said!


Things that have never ever been said:
"You novice pilots should use Galleon, it's the best ship to learn on."
"Don't use the pyramidion on this map!"
"I'm scared of taking part in the dev match, they're OP!"

[David Dire]

"I'm scared of taking part in the dev match, they're OP!"

I've literally seen people type this before. I am dead serious.


Well, I guess I shall contribute to this thread's purpose too:

"Incindiarry Ammo is really great on the Hades!"

[Riggatto]

"Incindiarry Ammo is really great on the Hades!"

I've said this.

But I don't think anyone has said, while being serious
"you should use Loch flares as your kill weapons"

[Kamoba]

But I don't think anyone has said, while being serious
"you should use Loch flares as your kill weapons"

Nope but I think most of us have shot loch flares just for the fun of it.

[Alexander MV]

"Ugh, I wish the lobby wait times were longer!"

[Replaceable]

"I hope i get match made against the full Rydr first team."

"Burst Carronade OP."

"Impact bumpers are so meta."

[HamsterIV]

"Where did that galleon go?"

"The default Pilot costume is my favorite"

"It looks like both Cake crews are flying metamidions"

[Kamoba]

"Where did that galleon go?"

King of the hill Desert scrap, the bugged clouds making ships invisible.... I've said it for every ship type now

"The default Pilot costume is my favorite"

Spudnick may say that? ^




"You should take a mobula to counter that blenderfish."

[Alexander MV]

"I would have won if that captain hadn't named his ship 'Our Ally'"

[Squidslinger Gilder]

From the deck of a Munker (Real Munker, not some poser Munker):

"Now be careful not to hit our allies."

[HamsterIV]

"Fly us closer we are outside of field gun range."

[Indreams]

"Fly us closer we are outside of field gun range."

Nope, I've said that before.
We were on 2v2 dunes. Our fresh player captain parked a sniper Spire 2000m away from the battle, on the top left corner.
Our ally died five times. The captain blamed them for the loss.